Connor Murphy And Makeup Headcanons

Connor Murphy and Makeup Headcanons

-He starts out looking on YouTube for some sort of simple solution to a normal teenage skin problem

-Covering a pimple, covering dark circles, how to match eyebrows to dark hair

-Because that dark brown DEF comes from a bottle

-Connor’s a blonde baby but blonde hair doesn’t make him look tough

-But he sees a bunch of easy makeup tutorials for guys and gets Inspired™

-He sneaks into Zoe’s room and borrows her makeup

-He does his best for his first try

-It doesn’t look awful???

-He looks honestly, like, ethereal

-at least in his opinion

-But for real, he looks beautiful

-So he keeps doing it

-Keeps experimenting

-Keeps “borrowing” Zoe’s makeup

-She has to keep replacing products that are definitely being emptied too quickly

-And products that straight up “disappear”

-no one deserves to be forgotten

-And Connor is like “whaaaaat? that’s craaaaaazyyyyy” not that he actually cares or anything

-He’s too cool and tough for that

-But he is getting tired of Zoe’s crappy drugstore makeup she uses

-He buys her a bunch of high-quality pro makeup and brushes for Christmases and birthdays

-Uses those occasions as excuses to also buy stuff for himself

-Connor “Treat Yo Self” Murphy

-Zoe finds out by walking in on him one day

-She’s not mad, just shocked

-“How the hell are your wings so sharp?!?! Teach me!!!”

-“Only if I can keep using your makeup without you saying anything about it to Mom and Larry.”

-“Wait, you what?” “What?”

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