Andrew Minyard Is Demiromantic.

i watched the entirety of the clone wars in a week and a half and i don’t know if i should be proud, disappointed, or simply worried by how quickly that show grabbed me by the heartstrings

love how in trb adam’s narration is like “yeah, we’re all fucking losers, gansey takes pity on us because we’re fucking losers, we’re all a bunch of useless solitary dipshits brought together by the Furious Sun That Is Gansey, i can’t believe how popular and perfect gansey is, god among men, beautiful stunning intelligent creature who’s going places, that’s how i KNOW he’s good bc he could have ANYONE and instead he stoops to take pity on our lowly selves,”

then gansey’s narration is all like “i have not slept in four days and i’ve forgotten what a vegetable is. i tried to have a conversation with a stranger but i could hear people getting annoyed with me. i have a disease called Why Don’t I Shut The Fuck Up Ever oh god i can’t believe all of my friends have everything going for them and somehow still put up with my needy transparently neurotic panicking out-of-touch weirdo ass”

i. love them

I’d like to give a big shout out to the writers behind this new season of Shadow and Bone. It takes some real cajones to rush a story and sink both major ships after baiting the women who drove the interest for years and then turn around and ask them to support your spin off.

currently 22% of the way through HOSAB and my jaw has dropped at least four times already holy shit how is the legal

You can just tell Cody spent too long with Obi-Wan not to try and work out the situation peacefully and it hurts

What’s writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?

I’m starting to really appreciate fictional characters who either

A. Have no idea what genre they’re in…. OR

ex: Fessik, Lydia Martin, Han Solo, Alina Starkov, Magnus Bane, Anthony Bridgerton

B. Know EXACTLY both what genre they’re in and their archetype

ex: Inigo Montoya, Artemis Fowl, Kaz Brekker, Jace Herondale, Daphne Bridgerton

These categories are flexible. We also accept….

C. Characters who know their genre but not their archetype

ex: Colin Bridgerton, Zoya Nazyalenski, Obi-Wan Kenobi

D. Know their archetype but not what genre they’re in

ex: Count Olaf, Butler, Nikolai Lanstov, Din Djarin

Love Story (Taylor’s Version) won Trending Comeback Song of the Year at the CMT Awards!! She came back stronger than a 00s trend 💛💛

IM SO ABSOLUTELY SICK OVER CODY’S IMPERIAL ARMOR BECAUSE YOU CAN STILL SEE HIS SUNBURST PAINT. THE STRIPES ARE STILL THERE. BUT THEY’RE GREY. THEY DON’T REPRESENT THE SUNRISE ANYMORE- THEY’RE A LITERAL SHADOW.

HE’S NO LONGER THE SUNRISE. HE’S ALSO BECOME A LITERAL SHADOW.

Set your clocks, mark your calendars, and prepare for some sleepless nights ahead… the countdown to Midnights has begun! 🕰