My Little Brother Came Into My Room Last Night To Tell Me That He Was Gonna Sew A Stack Of My Mom’s

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

Eldritch beings who view humans as mere insects, except one individual of their kind is that one bug nerd whose fascinated with bugs and goes on and on about how you shouldn't kill insects because they're "misunderstood creatures that play a part in the ecosystem"

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the DELIVERY

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

idgaf about career development im using the rest of my 20s to build my lore

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

Everyone please rise for the national anthem.

I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not