God Brussel Sprouts Are So Goated. How The Hell Did They Get Known As The Nasty Vegetable

literally obsessed with the design of blobjects

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

ra ra rasputin something something sour cream

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

#office emails i’d like to write

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

"everybody wants to rule the world" untrue. that sounds like it would involve sending even more emails.

if you're trying to get into the head of your story's antagonist, try writing an "Am I the Asshole" reddit post from their perspective, explaining their problems and their plans for solving them. Let the voice and logic come through.