Reblog To Let Your Followers Know That They’re Safe From Jumpscares/screamers/etc From You On April

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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7 months ago

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

7 months ago

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

10 months ago
**Update For The People Asking I Asked Her And She Bought The Frog Tea Set HERE 🐸
**Update For The People Asking I Asked Her And She Bought The Frog Tea Set HERE 🐸

**Update For the people asking I asked her and she bought the frog tea set HERE 🐸


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5 months ago
Lego Dreidels

Lego dreidels

Source: biblebeltbalabusta.com

The intersection of Lego and Jewish holidays is always fun.  Especially if the constructions actually do stuff.  Like spin.

1 month ago

Too many people who are interested in Dionysus worry that he'll reject them if they aren't some flavour of alcoholic, so I say this gently:

PLEASE RESEARCH HIM

Dionysus is so much more than a drunkard wine god who requires your inebriation (he isn't and he doesn't). He's a god of the oppressed, of insanity, of liberation, of death and rebirth, of fertility, and yes, of wine

Dionysus is violence, love, the calm before the storm and the rage within one, the breath before you scream and your roar of victory, communion, ecstasy, dance, utter stillness, anger, joy...

And he will love you no matter what

Too Many People Who Are Interested In Dionysus Worry That He'll Reject Them If They Aren't Some Flavour

This post has been rephrased from the original

7 months ago

Please do!

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

1 year ago

So, this is like really delayed, but here:

So, This Is Like Really Delayed, But Here:

Have your fanart :] sorry it took so long and pic quality is shit, but I wanted everyone to know I didn't, like, ignore it or anything. Enjoy 🐱


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10 months ago

😍😍😍😍😍😍

GIVE ME THE FORECAST ⚡⚡

GIVE ME THE FORECAST ⚡⚡

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