John Gets Trolled

Those iced coffees look so good he should be giving Them to Me

The guns shifted colour but it’s still against my temple, I’m quivering and shaking someone help-

“were you the person who drew dirkjake eating bugs like shrek” - my legacy

before you ask, but this part isnt as relevant: fairy godmother would be aranea, if i had to cast a prince charming it’d be cronus for the shits of it, similarly farquaad is HIC/meenah. thank you for your time

DIRK: Now can you tell me why the fuck are you full of beans.

(requested by anon)

Three-leafed clover of hope. - submitted by starlitfuturex

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping