Scrumpledmilk - ScrumpledMilk

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

For the very big very sought after prize of a little kiss on the forehead from yours truly- all you have to do is open your heart and share your weed🙂‍↕️

(^my honest reaction to you opening your heart)

Scrolling through job sites and endless lies of ‘entry level’ positions is sucking my whimsy away…

I should just start a fansly or something

Identifiable tattoos be damned- for 10 bucks you can see this strange trans twink get naked

my fanart of what markiplier would look like if he existed only as a memory

disabled people who do not directly "contribute" to society and need large amounts of care and resources to survive deserve not only to survive but to have comfort, stability, and fun within their lives while they do. no compromises.

The monitor for all the cameras in the office where I work was put near my desk

I see

Everything

i have been so into women lately and idk why. fighting bisexuality demons on and off the clock for the past week and a half I JUST WANNA KISS GIRLS OK

I need to get a job desperately but I have school and an internship for school so idk where I’ll find the time for even a part time job

Anyone interested in a scrumpledfansly bc it’s calling to me right about now