"I Love My Husband A Lot"

Domestic Headcanons with Nikto <3

Despite what canon tries to tell you, this is exactly what happened

Soap: Good luck, Gaz! Break a leg out there!

Ghost: That’s awful, Johnny. That’s an awful thing to say!

Soap: No, no, Ghost. It’s just a saying for good luck.

Ghost: Oh.

Ghost: Well in that case; Gaz, I sincerely hope you are hit by a bus.

This results in the boys having a strange tradition of wishing the most gruesome accidents upon each other.

“I’m heading out.”

“I hope a commercial airline dive bombs from the sky and hits you.”

“Thanks, man.”

The soldiers started keeping track of all the shit they were hear one of their superiors say.

“I hope a gas line explodes next to your face.”

“Well, I hope a you get run over by a tank.”

“Aw, really?”

It was a joke by this point. No one but Soap, Gaz, and Ghost were in on it. Price wanted to know but they would only ignore any questions he had. He decided to leave them be after a while. They’re enjoying themselves and, most importantly, not getting into trouble. So they can keep their weird inside joke a secret.

Smut songs that fit each COD character

Gaz- Glory Box by Portishead

Ghost- Feel It by Michele Morrone

Price- Earned it by The Weeknd

Soap- I Wanna Be Yours by Arctic Monkeys

Alejandro- I'm yours by Isabel LaRosa

Rudy- Sour Diesel by ZAYN

Alex- Die for You by The Weeknd

Keegan- Bathroom by Montell Fish

Logan- Lost the game by Two Feet

Mace- Renegade (Slowed+Reverb) by Aaryan Shah

Graves- I feel like I'm drowning by Two Feet

Farah- Sex with me by Rhianna

Valeria- She by Harry Styles

Velikan- BABYDOLL by Ari Abdul

Kreuger- Uhh- alternate version by framed

König- Desert Rose by Lolo Zouaï

Makarov- Why don't U by Father

Roach- I put a spell on you by Annie Lennox

A/N: Writers, use this as you please

DADDY’S LITTLE FAILURE

“Welcome home, Simon” “Seems we have a new addition to the family” ”Saved ye a seat, Lt.”

I will never let them go!! I will always ship them❤️

Your art is quite simply wonderful, can't help but hope you feel as much joy making it as I do viewing it! Thanks for posting so much, I hope you enjoy some breaks in between as well!♥️ A small question since Ive seen you draw ghost with a motorcycle helmet once perhaps twice, do you think he would take Johnny for rides on leave? I could imagine Johnny having his own bike too but I think Ghost would love having Johnny on the back, out for a summer night ride perhaps. Anyways thanks again for the wonderful content all the best to you! :-)

This is... SUCH a nice sentiment, I DO feel joy making them thank you for hopin 💗💗💗😭😭😭 And yes, I think he a thousand times would... Soap IS a backpack babe

yeah i've been laughing at it for 30 min

Ep 27 #soapghost falconry au and I'll stop with the Canon lines now I promise 😅