SoapGhost As Parents! How Would That Go?

for fucks sake let hwoarang and jin fuck and marry already

Gaz: How are unicorns fake but giraffes are real? Like, what’s more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 2-metre-long neck?

Soap: Unicorns are real.

Gaz: No. They’re not.

Soap: They are. They're Scotland's national animal.

Ghost: Here we go again…

*ahem* Simon “Ghost” Riley (that’s it, that’s the whole post)

If Lieutenant Simon 'Ghost' Riley gets paired with his Sergeant, John 'Soap' MacTavish, on a mission, you can be sure to hear some cheap military humor over comms. That’s just a fact, and Captain John Price ends up hearing more of it than he’d like. (The risks of being the Captain of Task Force 141, after all.)

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Yep, he is :D

"I would die for you."

"I don't want you to die."

"I would kill for you."

"I don't want you to kill."

"Then I have nothing to offer you."

"If I ever find the person who made you think you're worth nothing more than that, they'll pay dearly."

I'm in a playful mood today ฅᨐฅ

gorgeous reference!!! -`♡´-

Smut songs that fit each COD character

Gaz- Glory Box by Portishead

Ghost- Feel It by Michele Morrone

Price- Earned it by The Weeknd

Soap- I Wanna Be Yours by Arctic Monkeys

Alejandro- I'm yours by Isabel LaRosa

Rudy- Sour Diesel by ZAYN

Alex- Die for You by The Weeknd

Keegan- Bathroom by Montell Fish

Logan- Lost the game by Two Feet

Mace- Renegade (Slowed+Reverb) by Aaryan Shah

Graves- I feel like I'm drowning by Two Feet

Farah- Sex with me by Rhianna

Valeria- She by Harry Styles

Velikan- BABYDOLL by Ari Abdul

Kreuger- Uhh- alternate version by framed

König- Desert Rose by Lolo Zouaï

Makarov- Why don't U by Father

Roach- I put a spell on you by Annie Lennox

A/N: Writers, use this as you please