You've Been Randomly Selected By The Government To Fight Space Aliens. Spin This Wheel Twice To See The

I don't have skeletons but i do have two old men having sex in a tent

Linus and Clyde my beloathed

Mexico

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

MY WISDOM

DELETE DATING APP TODAY

GRANOLA BAR MULTIPACK

EMBRACE TRANSGENDER

STEAL FROM THE MALL

3500K LIGHT BULB LAMP

PLAY OUTSIDE WITH FRIENDS

TAKE ITEMS FROM GROUND

SIT DOWN WHEN POSSIBLE

MAKE ART EVEN IF ITS BAD

STUFFED ANIMAL

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

chance (tabby) & kassie (tortie) my parents cats !!!

I've had a long day so if those who have pets would be so kind as to reblog this with pics of them I'd be forever grateful. If not could you at least tell them I love them 🥹

all of my friends you need to tell me what you voted on this so i can make fun of 50% of you for being FREAKS

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

having a crush is kinda fun when you dont wanna do murder-suicide about it

Coño don limpio

a catalogue of all the croakerverse arcs up to this point (in the form of a google doc that i will release to the public eventually) is in the works right now cause i might be hyperfixating a little bit

i doubt anyone will see this but if anyone wants to help out thatd be great i'm currently trying to gather a list of all the accounts involved and there seems to be a lot of them (i have only started to get interested properly recently)

also if a resource like this already exists lmk i just coulrnt find one

i might not ever actually finish this but i figured posting about it might give me more motivation