One Of These Days I'm Gonna Figure Out Why I'm Like This

my mutuals can do that too but you dont see any snapple facts about them

hey

hey you

I think David Rossi and Aaron Hotchner should not but absolutely would fuck,

thanks

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

Now consider: a man in a dress. Not in drag or all dressed up or anything. No accessories, no makeup or styling, just wearing the dress, some ratty boxers and muddy sneakers. No socks or stockings, hairy legs in the open air, just raw dogging those nasty shoes. Hair mildly damp. Visibly sleep-deprived. Bruises on shoulders, elbows and knees, left palm bleeding. Sitting on a curb on the street, shivering, looking wretched, and absolutely miserable.

I forgot where I was going with this.

should have been ME

had a dream where i was playing drums with brennan lee mulligan. so that basically sums up where i am rn.

i lied i'd like to add pregnant man seymoure to the list actually

happy birthday to me and bethany rage and no one else

I’m going through a very tough time right now— could I get some encouragement from you, my liege?

You must be your own favorite person. Treat yourself with the kindness you would extend to your dearest friends. Go outside and walk, or run if you need to. I want to hear your warrior's cry. Toss your mane and gallop through the fields. Give yourself a handful of oats to feast upon. If anyone stares at you, put your middle finger up at them, and then give them Horse Kick until they Beg For Mercy!

evander "eva" atwood (any/all) ! my pokemon oc <3 fairy gym leader