I Give The Wizard A Little Kiss

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

Do you look in the mirror while naked and think "I'm hot"? Do you work out? Define "work out" as however you want.

Yes, I work out or used to work out

Yes, I don't work out

No, I work out or used to work out

No, I don't work out

I don't look in the mirror while naked

EVERYONE LOOK SCAMPI IS GENDERFLUID

Writing tags under posts has the same energy as drawing a dick on your school desk and hoping the next fifth-grader finds it funny

Not following fandoms but having people whom I follow occasionally falling into them, I've noticed a statistically unusually high rates of headcanoning a specific character as trans, in a "I know it's not canon but fuck you I'm having fun" sort of way. And also in horny ways.

So either there is significant overlap between people who are attracted to trans men and people who are attracted to disabled men, and I'd never noticed that before

or there's a significant amount of trans men who'll see a male character depicted as physically frail and vulnerable but mentally unhinged and far too smart to be stopped, and go "oh shit that's me"

@lifedoesntdiscriminate ?

aw why not i'll at least try to start it BUT only if this gets 4000 notes actually

If this post gets 2000 notes I'll read actually read Homestuck. No spamming

i was watching this episode w my younger sibling and we both laughed so hard we almost cried the entire fucking time ify's feet were magnified

thats fucking peak comedy to me

amazing