@spextronaut

it’s so funny that u can just color text on this website boom bitch im green now. youre hearing me talk greenly. in a green fashion. green green green

want more juice but i drinked it all. this is, i cannot stress this enough, utterly fucked

are you made of tape

yeah

i was watching this episode w my younger sibling and we both laughed so hard we almost cried the entire fucking time ify's feet were magnified

thats fucking peak comedy to me

amazing

I love cracking my bones. I'm like a fidget toy but more emotionally complex

It’s not too late to turn back

I’m gonna sparkle on this wednesday if it fucking kills me

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Is everyone having a good April Fool's Day 😶‍🌫️

Mexico

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish