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-despite everything, there is still love

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

au where everyone becomes their pfp go

want more juice but i drinked it all. this is, i cannot stress this enough, utterly fucked

I think I saw a post like this forever ago but I don't wanna go thru the effort of finding it so. Reblog and put in the tags a major spoiler for a story you like, but (and this is crucial) keep it incredibly vague and don't say or hint towards what the spoiler is for. I'm gonna go first

"they're siblings"

"he's old"

"he's smart"

"old man in the house"

being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it

Not following fandoms but having people whom I follow occasionally falling into them, I've noticed a statistically unusually high rates of headcanoning a specific character as trans, in a "I know it's not canon but fuck you I'm having fun" sort of way. And also in horny ways.

So either there is significant overlap between people who are attracted to trans men and people who are attracted to disabled men, and I'd never noticed that before

or there's a significant amount of trans men who'll see a male character depicted as physically frail and vulnerable but mentally unhinged and far too smart to be stopped, and go "oh shit that's me"

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

if u were to rank croakerverse characters from most fav to least fav who would it be. if queen bethany isn’t #1 im showing up on ur doorstep. long live the feminarchy.

oh jesusita christy theres so many. bethany is DEFINITELY up there tho love a pussy girlboss queen and so many extra points from sharing my birthday

i love kermit as the OG of course but as for "side" characters. i dont fully understand what chris and wisteria have going on but i want what they have

& i love them both as individuals as well (tbc i am speaking of c!wisteria i do not know real person wisteria but also. i love the non-croakerverse posts i.am involved in like most the fandoms they reblog)

i think after those as my top 4. laika's gotta be there cause i think that kid is funny as balls and i actually got so much emotional whiplash abt the death

gordons definitely a solid one. i like her more than milton and 90% of thqt is just worms, even tho milton has 10/10 posts somwtiems too

i missed the whole roommate coven thing but i dont really fuck w athena & sage's blogs in general, some of my least favorites

auhhh

thats all i follow i think. anyone else is kind of ehh??