a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”
a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”
“no” the professor replied.
“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”
“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.
“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”
the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded
“shadow the hedgehog” said the student
I spent all of Easter with my Cock buried to the hilt in my Kermit Plushie's tender hole... now I awaken to news of the Pope's death. Coincidence...?
is this a challenge
I decided to look around on spotify and found this beauty
googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much
@spextronaut
eat him out wednesday or whatever. i've stopped keeping track
are you made of tape
yeah
i keep almost reblogging stuff to my secret elvis sideblog
aw why not i'll at least try to start it BUT only if this gets 4000 notes actually
If this post gets 2000 notes I'll read actually read Homestuck. No spamming
Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke
diplodocus but only cause the names fun & i madr a paper plate dinsoajr when i was little and we learned about them :))
HELLO!!
HI
tell me tell me please
all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves
hi i'm scotch tape or cas for short // i post stuff sometimes and reblog occasionally // genderfluid bastard // any/all // pfp is Philip Pearson from Travelers (2016)
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