i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...
.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.
and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.
(yes they published the book)
giving drawing another shot 👍🏾
lmaoo half of the almost 100 fics of them aren’t even of them. they are like mentioned at best
please remove the shiptag thank you 💗
Have a great day! Attoye Forever! Liik’ik Attoye!
Ya’ll look thirsty..
May I offer you a tall, dark, and hot.. coffee? ☕️
Manga reference below:
Procreate ✍🏻
4H 50M 🕣
#2 of SO MANY 🤷🏻♀️
Friendly reminder! Don’t make Namor speak Spanish in your fics. Yes, I know Aquapapi is played by Tenoch Huerta (y está buenísimo el hombre ik), but Namor’s native language is Yucatec Maya. Making him speak the language of the colonizers who killed his people for terms of endearment and playing it off as his first language is a bit insulting, I think.
*moans aggressively*
are y’all following me because you find Attuma sexy too…or KEKDKDKSKFKDNFH
Okoye: *visiting Talokan for the first time* Huh, this is nice.
Attuma: *yelling from across the whole capital* THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS HERE!!!
Okoye: Oh no
hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?
you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?
and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community
alright listen closely: Namor is completely head over heels for Shuri. THAT MAN IS A WHORE, now let me elaborate...
after their first encounter at the river and Shuri's kidnapped 💀, he gives her a gorgeous dress, gives her his mother's bracelet, tells her his and his people's story, shows her his kingdom, has a very calming and understanding conversation even though they don't come to an agreement and tells her she's the first one from the surface to see his kingdom??? 🤨🤨🤨
and don't even get me started with the looks he kept giving her while explaining his reasons. The way Namor whispered he heard what she said back at the beach and then delivers the “Let's burn it together” line EXUDING ENEMIES TO LOVERS TROPE!!!
Queen Ramonda seeks communication with Namor at the beach, trying to make a deal to let Shuri go. She asks what can she exchange for Shuri's release AND THE FISH MAN TELLS HER WITH A BIG ASS SMILE ON HIS FACE: “nothing” (bro already had their marriage and future planned in his head, how'd their kids look like, their names, everything, i just know.)
as they fought he said he wished things were different, yielded when she told him to. When giving his powerful speech before that big fight btw talokans and wakandans, he was sitted on his throne WITH THAT GODDMAN SHELL LIKE A BROKEN-HEARTED EX WHO COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT HER I--
and after everything there he was, painting Shuri beating his ass on that wall and trying to convince Namora his decisions were a good idea like “listen i know it looks like i have a crush on her but trust me i know what i'm doing---” poor Namora did not take his shit and almost lost it 😔