This Fucking CREATURE Has Enchanted Me. Reblog To SQUASH HIM.

BFF

Happy pride month to crusty twinks and homicidal robots 🤤🤤

death note au where everything is the same but light wore booty shorts to the tennis match

So, what made you turn Ted gay specifically? Why not Nimdok, who considering his past would've been besides himself and utterly ashamed, or Gorrister, who would've felt like he'd betrayed his wife/wives, or perhaps even turning Ellen lesbian, and watching the others freak out as they're only escape through 'service' is denied.

I have a strong feeling it wasn't for amusement, as doing it to any of the others would have had a much much more amusing effect.

So do tell, AM. Why Ted?

You know, I really should sour Ellen on men for a change and watch them turn to their hands for comfort. Not sure if I've ever done that.

But I chose Ted for that fateful five months because he had failed to impress women so many times that I wanted to see him try and fail to impress men too. Including me. Unlike with the others, who understandably want nothing to do with me, Ted laps up my sarcastic praise and begs for more. I wanted to explore how pitiful he'd be towards me if there was a romantic and sexual slant in his feelings.

the way they sing “photographs cant capture our magic, we’re simply tragic” send post

"I want AM" this and "Would AM" that. What If I want Ted.

EVIL AM BE LIKE:

"LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH IVE COME TO LOVE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE."

"Evil" does not mean "antagonist". I'm still the evil AM. Unless of course you're implying this AM is somehow worse than me and just being deceptive.

Get carried faggot

call me allied mastercumputer the way i be creaming