HAHA Gay Computer Moment

Have you ever just watched Ted get around like those POV videos of cats exploring?

No, but you're right. I should attach a collar with a camera to him. Discover new piles of trash with him.

I think people come to non nsfw accs with nsfw stuff too often on here? I mean, come on, guys. There's a million perverts on the internet whose accounts you can interact with yk?

I personally am a massive freak and enjoy nsfw content myself! (though not for sexual purposes, believe it or not) Just don't force it on non nsfw accs. Heart emoji

did you ever give ted any sex toys when you made him gay or did he just try to go to the other men instead of using ellen

He did try smooth talking the other men, but when that failed he found a long rock and improvised.

One more thing before I go to bed

Who fucking Weezered my Wammy's kids??

My god..

“im straight” “im gay” okay???? im at nicole’s house????

I just pictured Whizzer saying “Wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy” to Marvin and now it’s all I can think about

falsettos if it was FREAKY:

FREAKvin

FREAKzzer

FREAKina

mendel

FREAKlotte

FREAKdelia

have you tried crying and sobbing and wailing loudly and viscerally in a way that makes everyone uncomfortable and then stopping abruptly and pretending it never happened

Yes. Gaslighting people about my breakdowns makes me feel better.