He Went From “Hello Sir, It’s Nice To Finally Meet You” To “Ya Daughter Calls Me Daddy Too”

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

Chat, patroling with his blue scarf cause its cold: hi m’lady

Ladybug: wtf are you doing with Adrien’s scarf that i made?

Chat: wait what?

Ladybug: a-adrien?

Chat:

Chat: .. dad?

I wonder if Erwin remembers Eren as that child who gazed upon him him, the boy who held eye contact with him and smiled brightly that day when the Survey Corps returned from an expedition in the year 845

Quentin: wow the stars are beautiful tonight

Eliot: yeah they are

Quentin: you know who else is beautiful though?

Eliot: *blushes* who

Quentin: Fillory.

Gregory: So I'm dating a muggle

Draco *appaled*: A muggle!??

Harry *clears his throat*:

Draco: Oh a muggle! Yay!

👏🏼 Don’t 👏🏼 make 👏🏼mike’s👏🏼 mom 👏🏼hook 👏🏼up 👏🏼with 👏🏼Billy 👏🏼 Hargrove 👏🏼he 👏🏼is 👏🏼literally 👏🏼a 👏🏼minor 👏🏼

Ravenclaw: if a car was going to hit you and you couldn’t jump to the side, jump up you will have a better chance of survival.

Ravenclaw: I feel like you would need that information

Slytherin: If I saw a car coming towards me I wouldn’t move, I would stand still and let it hit me.

Ravenclaw: …wow

I’m like 97% sure that Q, Eliot and Margo

are actually Miguel, Tulio and Chel from Road to El Dorato and you cannot convince me otherwise

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) - dir. Joe Johnston