El:bitchin

someone: hey can i get your number?

kageyama, confused: 9

Steve: Thanos really hates us

Bucky: yah maybe he’s homophobic

Steve: we’re not gay

Bucky: we’re not?

”I just wanna make you feel okay, but all you do is look the other way.”

[on a date]

me: so, enemies to lovers or friends to lovers?

my date: actually, I prefer established relationships-

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I think we’re done here

dont talk shit about his man, jean

Eddie: if you were part of the solar system, you’d be the sun. Because even in the dark you still seem to shine.

Richie: you’d be Pluto because you’re so fucking small

Same energy

Harry: ugh I hardly slept last night

Hermione: you know when you can’t sleep it means someone is thinking about you

Harry: who the hell is thinking about me at 2 am???

Draco: [sweats nervously]

Dudley: Harry Potter's my cousin, do you know him?

Draco: Saint Potter, of course I know him, who doesn't know stupid Potter?

Pansy: He's your husband

Draco: Not today. I'm angry with him