Au Where Everything Is The Same Except sirius Black Is Played By Jonathan Van Ness From Queer Eye

Jean: Hey Eren, you can attack my titan anytime.

Eren: Huh, didn`t know 3 inch classes existed.

Jean: …

Levi: *deadpan af* Get rekt boi.

Draco: aren’t stars amazing?

Harry: you’re the prettiest star.

Draco: what did you say?

Harry: I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR!

That 70’s Show (1998-2006)

Let them be happy.

No but if Eren stays in Levi’s squad long enough can you guys imagine him eventually becoming Levi’s Moblit?

“Corporal Levi NO”

“Corporal Levi STOP”

“CORPORAL LEVI DON’T DO THAT YOU’LL HURT YOURSELF”

Dudley: Harry Potter's my cousin, do you know him?

Draco: Saint Potter, of course I know him, who doesn't know stupid Potter?

Pansy: He's your husband

Draco: Not today. I'm angry with him

my chemical romance academia.

Remus: you're so pretty when you shut the fuck up

Sirius: awWW PRONGS DID YOU HEAR THAT HE CALLED ME PRETTY

Someone: Steve Rogers is straight

Me:

Me and the Russians when I kick their door down looking for my son Billy