Mike: Why Is Richie Crying In The Bathroom?

It’s gotten to the point where I can’t remember what pet names Billy calls Steve in canon and which ones come from fanon.

Like I was reading a fic last night and thought, “Did Billy actually call Steve princess or did we make that up?”

when you’re hopelessly in love, but you’re pretending that you’re too cool for this shit.

ITS 2AM AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I CANT STOP WHEEZING

No but if Eren stays in Levi’s squad long enough can you guys imagine him eventually becoming Levi’s Moblit?

“Corporal Levi NO”

“Corporal Levi STOP”

“CORPORAL LEVI DON’T DO THAT YOU’LL HURT YOURSELF”

Dudley:who is Cedric?

Dudley:Your boyfriend?

Draco:

Guess who just watched Grease, Geek Charming and Breakfast club, and is practically overflowing in Drarry ideas.

Deadpool totally would do it 

Draco: aren’t stars amazing?

Harry: you’re the prettiest star.

Draco: what did you say?

Harry: I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR!

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky: