HEY GUYS HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHY BILLY HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON MRS. WHEELER?

I’m like 97% sure that Q, Eliot and Margo

are actually Miguel, Tulio and Chel from Road to El Dorato and you cannot convince me otherwise

blue eyed siblings watching their doe-eyed princesses

Harry: I’m not getting into anymore more stupid debates with you.

Draco: Water is not wet.

Harry: How the fuck is water not wet it’s water-

Marvel References

tony: who the fuck are you?

deadpool: who the fuck are YOU?

tony: the owner of the couch you’re sitting on.

deadpool: [relaxes] OH. you’re one of peter’s gay dads. hi. it’s britney bitch

Or

tony: Who the fuck are you?

deadpool: I’m Batman

Or

Tony: who the fuck are you?

Deadpool: who the fuck are YOU?

Drax: WHY the fuck are you?

me day 1 of harringrove: wow their hate sex would be amazing

me day 23 of harringrove: billy wants steve to call him baby and pet his hair

Richie holding a fake gun up to Eddies head: what are your last words ?!

Eddie: do it pussy

Draco: aren’t stars amazing?

Harry: you’re the prettiest star.

Draco: what did you say?

Harry: I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A CAR!

Draco [walks into room]: Sorry I was late, I was... doing things.

Harry [enters the room, noticeably dishevelled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

Harry: Hey babe

Ginny, Cho, Cedric, Draco, Voldy: Yes?

Harry: …

Harry: Hey my obsession

Draco: hA SUCK IT LOSERS

AO3 Tag Game

 tagged by @dreamerkx2 (thnx)

What is your total word count on AO3?

So, it’s 182,500 on Книга Фанфиков (russian site with fanfiction). On Ao3 it is 16, 601.

How often do you write?

Not as often as I would like - once a few days.

Do you have a routine for writing?

Honestly, no, i don’t. I just watch a show and BOOM I want to translate something or write. Then I make cup of tea or coffee and write. Usually, I tell myself: ‘’you will be translate for 2 hours”. And it’s works.

What are your favourite kinks/tropes/pairings?

I read everything, and i have too many pairings, but at the moment my love is drarry. And spideypool.

Hm, I really like humor, ER, soulmate!au and love/hate. Also, i like chat fic and maybe war!au?

Do you have a favourite fic of yours?

Yep, it’s a translation. It is reddie-fic and i love it so much Он Спрашивает, Как У Меня Дела by awesome @themightychipmunk

Your fic with the most kudos?

Well, again, it’s a translation. Собака (sorry, i don’t have author’s profile on Tumblr).

Anything you don’t like about your writing?

Omg, my teacher of literature and russian language tell me that i often “jumping” from one topic to the other. That’s one what i hate, but also I get angry when I don’t notice my mistakes. It’s a stupid thing, i understand, but ugrh.

about translation; I think, i have a very small vocabulary, but I hope, that it will change this and next year.

tagging @themightychipmunk and @rose-grangerweasleyisbae (If you want to, of course)