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Richie holding a fake gun up to Eddies head: what are your last words ?!

Eddie: do it pussy

greta: and they were losers!

richie: oh my god they were losers

A: *does something cute*

B: I don't care.

Narrator: But he did care.

Draco: Potter, I’d really rather you didn’t make a big deal out of this. It doesn’t mean anything.

Harry: But you kissed me.

Draco: So? I kissed Professor McGonagall on the hand once. Don’t think it means I’m in love with you or anything.

Harry: You’re in love with me?

Draco: See, I knew you’d make a big deal out of nothing. Are you not familiar with casual hook-ups? Sometimes a kiss is just a kiss. Sometimes sex is just sex.

Harry: So you want to have sex with me?

Draco: No, you’re not getting this. I’m not interested in being your boyfriend or whatever.

Harry: You want to be my boyfriend?

Draco: Oh, fine then. Yes. If you insist. I’ll be your boyfriend, Potter. Merlin, you are so dramatic.

This is all your fault @shingeki-no-dead-otp. You made me do it.

@fuku-shuu & @zaevran, I’m also blaming y’all for this.

Yoonbum is a good boy that obeys all orders😀

Billy: *strums guitar* I love you bitch

Steve next to Dustin: oh my god

Billy: *strums* I ain’t never gonna stop lovin you, biiiiitch

Could you imagine Steve doing this type of thing to Billy.

Like maybe Billy is about to have a beer at 9:00 in the morning and Steve immediately switches that out with juice.

Or Billy chain smoking a little and steve takes the next cigarettes out of his mouth and replaces it with a lollipop.

Ravenclaw: *sitting and listening to the rain* I like the rain, it's peaceful.

Slytherin: It'll help clean up a murder.

Ravenclaw: You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon.

Hufflepuff: What is wrong with the both of you?