One Of My Favourite Post Formats Is When Someone With A Similar URL To Op Torments Them Like They Are

fuck off i need him in the most primal animalistic disgusting way someone sedate me

AARON-TAYLOR-JOHNSON attends the 2024 Armani Beauty dinner photocall at Arsenale on August 31, 2024 in Venice, Italy.

yall i was watching the presidential debate for a bit and why is trump talking ab eating cats and dogs in springfield and ‘aborting’ babies AFTER they’re born? imma need ALL my US people to save us from that lunatic, please. yall say biden is too old for office, yeah i agree, but trump is ancient too. vote kamala and end this potential nightmare before it begins

imagine mourning the idea that your crush could ever like you back and then one night at a ball he crashes the marriage proposal you're about to receive, chases down your carriage, climbs in and gets on his knees talking about "PLEASEI I NEED HYOU SO BAD I CANNOT STOP TJIMKING OF YOU IT PLAGUES MY DREAMS I ONKY THINK OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE PELSSE PLEASE" then makes out with you, finger bangs you, and asks you to marry him

all within like half an hour . colin bridgerton needs to be in jail

SEX AND THE CITY (1998-2004)

5.01 | "Anchors Away"

aaaaahhhhh nooooo i’m so scared of you glen aaaahhhh

Elon Musk seems like the type of dude who would have scientists resurrect dinosaurs for a real life Jurrasic Park situation and then post on Twitter "well actually only 10% of people die in my exhibit"