”Tea is the only reason I’m sane. Coffee is the only reason I’m awake.” “Thirst for sweet revenge keeps me going.”
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In her hand everything seems to become a weapon.
my goal in life is to inspire the same level of fear in a man as beth harmon instills barely after introducing herself to a chess player:
“beth harmon”
“…shit.”
“You know, until you pointed it out, I never really noticed that horn on your head.”
“Honey, this relationship isn’t going to work out if you keep getting charged for murder”
“I don’t know what your teacher told you, but milk isn’t real.”
“Uh, Mr Reaper sir? Do you still do the game for your life thing?” “That depends on the game. I am tired of chess.” “What about golf?”
“You have angered our feline overlords! Now you must endure the litter tray of doo-doom!”
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Important people are assassinated but everyone else is just murdered
“I’m legally dead in nine different star systems.”
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any prompts for a bodyguard au??
I know I was hired to protect you but can you please be more careful we can’t keep doing this AU
Your admirers are relentless I am very concerned that you’ve gone so long without a bodyguard before AU
This guy keeps trying to poison you why haven’t you had him arrested yet? AU
can’t stop thinking about percy’s claiming scene now let me hold on a second.
we have this child, who has barely just escaped death by a hellhound, seemingly being healed by water. the girl who kinda-sort-of-hates-him knows full well what is happening. his wounds heal. she mutters about how she didn’t want this to happen. this could only mean one thing. poseidon, they whisper. and sure enough, just above his head, is a holographic figure of a trident.
ngl i have chiron’s line memorized by now lol.
“earthshaker, stormbringer, father of horses. hail perseus jackson, son of the sea god.”
and it’s just beautiful imagery, because everyone bows to him. everyone, as in, even the ares kids who had just tried to kill him. and it hits different if you think about how technically, percy jackson is a sea prince. it hits different when you realize that in canon, no other demigod got this treatment. maybe it was because few children of poseidon existed in comparison to zeus, or that poseidon is seen as a more elemental and primordial god, therefore is shown more respect. it hits different when you realize that percy becomes a figure of respect and dignity.
whatever the case, this scene FUCKS ME UP. annabeth bows down, chiron bows down, luke bows down, clarisse bows down…and meanwhile, the kid in question is scared out of his goddamn mind. he just thinks: why are they treating me this way? i don’t want this power. i don’t want this attention. i don’t want respect. because, here’s the thing—he’s not used to it.
but from then on…percy will be treated this way, like royalty, bc technically he is. his father is the ruler of the seas, and the ocean has always been feared, has always been respected and admired. and not only that, but he grows into that power. it’s so interesting to see this little boy who was just told, in the most dramatic way possible, who his father is—and then see a dramatic change in his character during botl when he wants more power as he cleans the horse stables in texas and realizes that the sea was inside of him all this time. that he is unrestrained. it’s so interesting to go from a little boy who wants nothing to do with his dad and his powers to a 16 year-old who sinks his sword into the williamsburg bridge and causes it to split in half. like his father did in athens. he commands armies, becomes his father’s son as he screams out when he realizes that michael yew is nowhere to be found, and so, with that scream, he makes the ground shake. he unleashes that power with titans, with gods, with monsters. and he cannot be stopped from then on, when he realizes that it’s inside him, that he has no choice but to want it. even if it scares him, at first.
so that claiming scene creates, in my mind, this domino effect on percy and his link to the ocean. to his father.
earthshaker, stormbringer…it all comes full circle. and the next time a group of demigods bow down to him, i can assure you that he’ll accept it, grimly. because what choice does he have? he is poseidon’s mortal son, and still he makes the ground shake and the seas rise to his command. he is the camp leader—but each day that his powers grow, everyone questions if he’s truly half human in the first place, or if he maybe belongs to the sea, as his father’s lieutenant like zeus had suggested in the first place.
and it all👏starts👏with👏that👏claiming👏scene
STEPPING INSIDE OF THE VOID .
a collection of sentence starters from the warning's album keep me fed . edited to fit rp needs , adjust pronouns as necessary , note that there are some spanish sentences ! warnings for darker tones , swears ,
❛ so what if i'm selfish , everyone else is . ❜
❛ you're not a product of god , quit telling yourself this , ❜
❛ you always come back over & over , ❜
❛ put your ego where your mouth is , ❜
❛ it's way too late , ❜
❛ pray to your god 'til you're chewed up & spit out , ❜
❛ i'll be seeing you underground , ❜
❛ i'm bleeding just to feel alive , ❜
❛ life is nothing more than passing the time , ❜
❛ give me violence , ❜
❛ i want to make mistakes & live in regret , ❜
❛ if there's a price to pay , i'll deal with it when i'm dead , ❜
❛ show me that i'm human , ❜
❛ i have lost the pleasure , ❜
❛ skin on skin means nothing if there's no blood to bleed , ❜
❛ simply quenching hunger doesn't kill the need , ❜
❛ i don't mean to make you nervous , ❜
❛ just check if my heart's still beating , ❜
❛ it's not your fault , ❜
❛ dime, ¿qué más quieres ? ❜
❛ la sed que te da solo me hace recordar con qué poco yo te puedo ahogar , ❜
❛ sin fallar lo que tú puedas necesitar , aquí va a estar , ❜
❛ ya no te lo niegues , ❜
❛ aunque a veces quieras escapar , yo sé que aquí te vas a quedar , ❜
❛ won't you tell me what to say ? ❜
❛ pull me in & keep me nice & quiet , ❜
❛ won't you fill my void ? ❜
❛ you know you love it when i need you , ❜
❛ i find desire leaves me frozen , ❜
❛ go in for the kill , ❜
❛ you leave me begging for more , ❜
❛ i want it & you know it , ❜
❛ you like it when i'm broken , ❜
❛ it's the hope that kills you , ❜
❛ i'm still aching & breaking , ❜
❛ i wish i could enjoy worthless means of communicating , ❜
❛ i close my eyes till it all fades , ❜
❛ you can take all that you want , but it will never be enough , ❜
❛ cut me open , pay attention , ❜
❛ i will obey , ❜
❛ ' i don't care ' is such an easy lie , ❜
❛ tell me , are you satisfied ? ❜
❛ you think you're good enough , ❜
❛ you're so blissfully unaware , ❜
❛ you've got it so bad , ❜
❛ you're just a burnout , ❜
❛ the world moves on without you , ❜
❛ if you're going to rot , then add to the plot , ❜
❛ shut your mouth , ❜
❛ they're always watching you , ❜
❛ isn't it normal to love what we hate ? ❜
❛ give me something to believe , ❜
❛ the chaos drives me wild , ❜
❛ if this can't bring me to life , what will ? ❜
❛ i can't take anymore , ❜
❛ you greedy little fucker , ❜
❛ you're dressed for the slaughter , ❜
❛ love me , hate me , am i worth it to you ? ❜
❛ make me be perfect for you , ❜
❛ i couldn't die as the martyr , ❜
❛ shovel it down my throat , wash it down with remorse , ❜
❛ the silence at midnight feels like your nails down my back , ❜
❛ try not to think about it too much , ❜
❛ you've got me begging , ❜
❛ give me your psychosomatic love , ❜
❛ if you crawl to me , will you reflect what i need ? ❜
❛ the way you hurt me is never enough , ❜
❛ if you want it all , just take it , ❜
*giggles cutely* im going to snap
i looooove characters who are sacrificial lamb coded. characters who have never lived for themselves. characters born to be a tool, a weapon, a sacrifice, all of the above. a character raised by the heroes to save the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. a character raised by the villains to end the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. characters who are denied personhood so they can be used as tools instead. characters who never even had a chance to be people because they were shaped into something else from the moment they were born. characters who were born to die.
words with 2 cups of glitter, a dash of existencial angst and 3 tablespoons of romantization. hopeless romantic, art hoe, pretentious ice cream addict and swiftie.
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