I’m Seeing A Lot Of People Reblogging Suicide Hotlines And This Is Just A Reminder That This Is A Suicide

The best thing I’ve learned this week is that some alcohol has a pear inside the bottle

How did it get in there? Like this of course

Bottles are slid over young fruits and tied to the trunk for stability. This makes them very difficult to care for and frankly the goofiest looking pear tree I’ve ever seen but am I going to buy a bottle of this just to stare at it? Probably.

Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

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rb to have a super gay 2023

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

Dipnoi, so... I'm a fish?

With... lungs?

That sounds bad, actually.

At least I'll probably die quite fast, right?

Oh? What's that? I could live to over 100? As a lungfish?

Please, somebody kill me.

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

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WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME WE COULD DO THAT?????

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Hey queer people living in the USA.

No matter what happens, no matter who wins.

Please don’t kill yourself.

You are all so beautiful, and nobody can ever take that away from you.

You don’t deserve to die.

four ham.

having money is so fucked up what do i do with it