I Am Possessed Of Grey Teeth

Reblog to put mutuals in the fish cube

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

Hundred acre wood

That's just wholesome. Thanks!

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The best thing I’ve learned this week is that some alcohol has a pear inside the bottle

How did it get in there? Like this of course

Bottles are slid over young fruits and tied to the trunk for stability. This makes them very difficult to care for and frankly the goofiest looking pear tree I’ve ever seen but am I going to buy a bottle of this just to stare at it? Probably.

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

everybody do the weenus

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the weenus is a dance

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everybody is a genius

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who knows it in advance

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