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Online Political Strategy Geniuses: You don't get it-- you can't just vote about one issue like "should the United States relentlessly murder children". Because if you do that, you're throwing other vulnerable people under the bus, like trans people. The best people to protect trans people are child-murderers, we all know this!!

Kamala: *asked a question about whether she wants to protect trans people, twitching nervously* I think laws are where democracy sheds light on our decencies but also we must mitigate our risks, which means that under the current circumstances, we must be respectful of perspectives. Is Donald Trump forcing you to ask me this???

Look how excited she is to answer this question!!! (X)

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or explicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

ms paint study from 2021

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That would imply that you aren't short?

How ARE you so short? How do you bear it?

I don’t.

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Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.