Eight (8) Is A Natural, Cardinal Number, Preceded By 7 And Followed By 9. It Is The Cube Of The Number

Castlevania Nocturne

So... Richter Belmont & Alucard!

I'm probably fine.

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

Reblog if you thought this was going to be a very specific reblog bait post for a specific audience from the very first word or perhaps a very general reblog bait post and now you are surprised by the turn of events and losing focus as the sentence wears on and Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.

Dipnoi, so... I'm a fish?

With... lungs?

That sounds bad, actually.

At least I'll probably die quite fast, right?

Oh? What's that? I could live to over 100? As a lungfish?

Please, somebody kill me.

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

Hundred acre wood

That's just wholesome. Thanks!

You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

You can spam boop me!

reblog if you let people spam boop you

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements