This Is Not A Shitpost. It Is, However, A Shit Post.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

i wanna talk about this shot

Me, last week

Me, this week.

Today is 1/9/25.

1 reblog = 1 additional day I keep my eyebrows shaved clean.

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

The best thing I’ve learned this week is that some alcohol has a pear inside the bottle

How did it get in there? Like this of course

Bottles are slid over young fruits and tied to the trunk for stability. This makes them very difficult to care for and frankly the goofiest looking pear tree I’ve ever seen but am I going to buy a bottle of this just to stare at it? Probably.

Most now-generalized counting terms once had exact meanings, here are a few:

Single - 1

Couple - 2

Few - 3 or 4

Several - 5 or 6

Lots - 7-11 but not 9

Nine - 9 (antiquated)

Dozen - 12

Baker's Dozen - 13

Candlestick Maker's Dozen - 14 or 15

Like At Least Twenty - 16 to 18

Thousands Upon Thousands - 19

Infinite - 20 or More

This is because in the early times of language, we counted on our fingers and toes, of which we have an infinite amount.

@the-muppet-joker

That would imply that you aren't short?

How ARE you so short? How do you bear it?

I don’t.

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

Video game idea

I don't have the skills to make this or fine tune this concept but I feel like it could work.

game: You did the thing

ADHD simulator

wake up, have task moving around environment keeps adding more tasks or secondary tasks, earlier tasks fade out/disappear/become broken up as list gets longer (feeling that there's something that you were originally going to do - can recall if you go back to the place where task was added)

activities can be partially completed and forgotten

end screen lists all the things you did, didn't, and kind of did do

I don't know what the end goal would be for a game like this, maybe just get to the end of the week