IS THAT A RED WINGS FOAM FINGER?????? DANIEL HOWELL A N D NHL HOCKEY????? I’m Sobbing And Curled Up

slutty earring. buzzcut. someone get me an inhaler asap.

me trying to fight off the urge to romance sam in a new save file after i told myself i was gonna romance someone different this time

pulling up to tit and getting a pamphlet at the door that just says this

the idiots list was severely outdated so here is what else i’ve collected over time

the matt boldy cannot swim propaganda lives on..

anyways i need to gnaw on him like a fucking chew toy

spouses/roommates being able to redecorate the house in stardew valley is a cute feature in concept but in reality it feels like

there's a reason taylor swift called her new album the tortured poets department because it would literally torture any poet that listens to it

WWEDDRWD?

what would Ebony Dar’kness Dementia Raven Way do?

rest in peace Mary Shelley, you would have loved ao3

you can’t forget the “be bisexual” from the og post because they sure as hell do that too

All stars know is codependency, soulbond, incorrect embellishment penalties, eat hot chip, and lie