Wyjo Top Contender For Going Directly Into My Pocket

you can’t forget the “be bisexual” from the og post because they sure as hell do that too

All stars know is codependency, soulbond, incorrect embellishment penalties, eat hot chip, and lie

spouses/roommates being able to redecorate the house in stardew valley is a cute feature in concept but in reality it feels like

Hockey RPF writers being known across fandoms as literary masters

When I first started reading MattDrai fics on AO3 I remember thinking “wait what the HELL is going on why is this the most consistently well-written fanfiction I’ve read in any fandom? Is this a thing? Do people know??” And apparently it is and they do.

dallasstars: we hope December continues to be merry and bright 🌟

+ additional context:

behind every gay person there's a more evil gay person

pulling up to tit and getting a pamphlet at the door that just says this

AND THEY’RE FUCKING CORRECT

the idiots list was severely outdated so here is what else i’ve collected over time

the matt boldy cannot swim propaganda lives on..

"sims players don't click that button" thank you dan from danandphilgames. guys who's known to be Very Good at the sims.

Heaven will be empty at this point, haven’t we all been invested in toxic age gap yaoi. like who among us hasn’t had questionable emotions about old men who really want to fuck