The Closer A Language Is To Yours, The Easier It Is To Understand, The Further It Is From You, The Harder

The closer a language is to yours, the easier it is to understand, the further it is from you, the harder it is to understand. But there's a sort of uncanny valley right in the middle that makes a language sound silly.

I'm an English speaker. German sounds similar, I can even find cognates sometimes. Mandarin Chinese sounds completely alien, but I can understand that it is a language.

But Dutch, Dutch sounds hilarious. Dutch sounds like a clown version of English. I wonder why that is.

I've heard Spanish speakers say similar things about Portuguese, which makes me think there's some sort of linguistic Silly Zone.

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1 year ago

More random tropes that I fucking love: Becoming the mask you wore.

Like oh shit, this character who was sent to spy somewhere under a false identity suddenly realises they've started to genuinely become the person they claimed to be? Someone who's been telling the same lies about who they are for so long that they're actually forgetting that the story isn't true? Finding themselves genuinely doing the things they pretend to do in front of people, when they're alone and nobody's watching? Answering to a name that wasn't supposed to be theirs without thinking?

Ooohh-hoh-hoh, you lost track of yourself in pretending to be someone else? You were only supposed to impersonate somebody, a plausible background and a name you came up with on the spot, and now that the people you were supposed to infiltrate have become your true companions? You lost yourself in the game you played, and no you no longer know who you truly are, and where your true loyalties lie? And both sides would mark you a traitor if you came out with the truth. On a scale of one to ten, how bad did you fuck up.

Fuck that is a good trope. Never seen it done badly. Pour that shit on a table and I'll chop it into lines and snort it.


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1 year ago

i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate when a monster is loved and that love turns them human I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH. tell that thing that goes bump in the night that you love the way its fangs glimmer in the moonlight and the way its horrible gnarled claws are so gentle with you or GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!


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10 months ago

i love when a character has something terrible happen to them and as a result they see themself as, essentially if not literally, a ghost. and so that means they only can (and have to) do what ghosts do, ie get revenge and then cease to exist. easy as that. but then halfway through this ghost vengeance they realize hey actually i might still be a human person. with human needs. that’s incredibly inconvenient, considering how much i’ve invested in this whole ghost thing


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3 months ago

Why did the narrative just hiss at me


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11 months ago
SO LITTLE........
SO LITTLE........
SO LITTLE........
SO LITTLE........

SO LITTLE........


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1 year ago
Summertime’s Arrival - Submitted By shittybraindrawings

summertime’s arrival - submitted by shittybraindrawings

#44933E #95C053 #DAE346 #E6B917 #EC6E6C #D03D50


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3 months ago

love when theres a character whose entire existence is spoiler tagged by default. go behind the curtain boy


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2 months ago
red and black illustration of a wolf with its open mouth, menacingly, over a rabbit that looks straight into its maw, surrounded by an arched border of oleander flowers with gothic style text that says  "beware friend"
Panel 1: Silhouette of a wolf’s smiling mouth with sharp teeth saying, “Beware, friend”

Panel 2: Red wolf standing over a small red rabbit. They are in a clearing in the woods.The wolf says, “The world is vast and bloody.”

Panel 3: The wolf and rabbit coming across a bear trap on the ground.
Text: The ground is sharp.

Panel 4: The wolf sleeping close with the rabbit under the moon.
Text: The night is cold.

Panel 5: The wolf jumping over a fallen log with the rabbit following behind.
Text: The hunt is cruel.
Panel 1: The wolf turning around.

Panel 2: The rabbit with only its front paws over the log.

Panel 3: The muzzle flash of a hunting rifle.

Panel 4: The wolf’s legs as they turn around and run.

Panel 5: The profile of a fancy hunting rifle. The page behind the panels is a pattern of oleander flowers.

Panel 6: The wolf laying bleeding out in the clearing as a human hunger with a gun walks into it. The rabbit says from around a tree, “But wolf, you were soft and warm and kind.”

Beware, friend

story by @yeehawpim and illustrated by @rvicta


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10 months ago

I AM ALMOST COMPLETELY SOULLESS!!!!!!

I AM INCAPABLE OF BEING HUMAN!!!!!!!!

I AM INCAPBALE OF BEING INHUMAN!!!!!!!!!!

I AM LIVING. UNCONTROLLABLY!!!!!!!!!!!


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4 months ago

god dammit, just battled an ancient evil too powerful to defeat alongside my heroic allies and now they're all talking about "locking it away" and "binding it in a vessel" we are soooooo fucked


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