The Onion + Loki (42/?)

I love my pet rabbit. She's the best part of my life. Sometimes much so that my students thought I was out of school for a month because she died (??) I had to show them a recent picture of her today to prove that she's still alive.

My students keep asking for me to bring her in again, so maybe it's a long-con.

But it's nice that they understand my love for her is integral to who I am. Sometimes I feel like my bunny has Stockholm Syndrome tho like she probably wouldn't pick me if she had other options 😭

I love it when two characters are completely and utterly obsessed with each other to an unhealthy degree. Utter devotion to the point of insanity. To the point the lines blur as to what the nature of their relationship even is. Romantic? Platonic? Sexual? Familial? Professional? All and none of the above, somehow. They can’t exist without each other. Being together is making them both worse. They would watch each other sleep in bed at night every night if they could. They are literally always thinking about each other. They would kill and die for each other. They resent each other. Even seperating them isn't going to fix the situation at this point. They permanently live inside each other.

promised a loki edit didn’t i? 💋

scp: youtube

his stupid pjs i love him

i cannot believe tom cruise auditioned for tony stark. imagine a five minute sequence of tony stark running across roof-tops away from an antag bc his suit isn't working 💀 imagine the completely ooc, unnecessary stunts.

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

shitposting on main

This is my discomfort character I want to see them in unimaginable pain