Clive Shill: You Hear That Warren? I'm Your Wife Now!

I would love a Clive pet.

Like no Clive, stop trying to fight ginger people

Please Clive, stop barking at the postie.

Oh for god sake Clive stop pissing on my rug.

[ID: Edited audio clips from Red Valley. A computer chime plays between each clip:

CLIVE:  You're sure you're on it? You're not just playing yourself at pool and listening to power ballads on the jukebox you repaired?

GORDON:  Oh, uh, I mean--

CLIVE:  You know a Blue Sky unit is a microphone as well as a virtual assistant right?

GORDON:  I, uh.

(BLUE SKY STARTUP SOUND)

FRANCESCA:  Okay. Okay. Well… well smart people, let's brainstorm.… How are we going to manage this? How are we going to manage this?

REBECCA:  I know what to do.

FRANCESCA:  Rebec -

(SONIC THE HEDGEHOG RING LOSS SOUND EFFECT)

REBECCA:  She was losing the plot anyway. Poor Fran.

(BLUE SKY STARTUP SOUND)

BLUE SKY:  Is there anything I can help you with, Gordon?

GORDON:  You and me are done professionally. /end ID]

Me after Clive and let die.

Francesca is my new obsession. She is the girl boss to my gatekeep.

if you love criminal minds pls watch

Scorpion

stupid fucking genius team make stupid fucking decisions Every Single Episode

everyone's emotionally stunted. and mentally unwell. and act like children half the time

guess how a group of geniuses does in competitive environments? guess. go on.

multiple slow burns

Dad + Child relationships (but stupid)

less mature themes more fun and action

&

Lie To Me

GOD HE'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING I WANT TO SHAKE HIM HE'S SUCH A BITCH (fond)

dysfunctional team as dysfunctional family

everyone's emotionally stunted (part 2)

friends to coworkers to lovers arc of the fucking century (i take no responsibility for your feelings after the last episode)

mature themes on cm level & very morally ambiguous actions

pls. PLS.

A lil plushie. A lil fella based off of Sherlock & Co!!

If Bryony Halbech has million number of fans i am one of them . if Bryony Halbech has ten fans i am one of them. if Bryony Halbech has only one fan that is me . if Bryony Halbech has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if the world is against Bryony Halbech, i am against the world. i love #Bryony Halbech till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of Bryony Halbech. Hit Like If you Think Bryony Halbech is the Best Scientist In the world

Finally some more sane Red valley fans

@iclosedoors and I have two traditions known as Warren Wednesday and Freezing Him Friday. On Freezing Him Friday, we take the tiny Warren cardboard cutout they made, put it in a paper clip case filled with water, and put it in the freezer. On Warren Wednesday, we thaw him. During both of these we play Ice Ice Baby, followed by Hips Don’t Lie. Here are a few pictures from the most recent ones-

Image 1- Before the freezing. He doesn’t know what’s about to happen

Image 2- He Is About To Freeze

Image 3- In the freezer :)

Image 4- FROZEN!!!

Image 5- He is thawed

Image 6- in bed. resting

Image 7- Tied him to the ceiling fan to dry him off faster!!!!!!

@redvalleypod just thought you would appreciate seeing this

There are at least 31 leverage/the old guard crossovers on AO3 and yet I’m pretty sure none of them have gone the objectively funniest route wherein the third act of TOG goes entirely off the rails because Parker Hardison and Eliot were halfway through scamming Merrick and happen to have already been in the building when Andy gets dragged in

I have recently gotten back into podcasts an extreme amount, so now I am looking for podcast recommendations!

Podcasts that I have listened to are:

-the magnus archives

-malevolent

-red valley

-time:bombs

-middle:below

-Startripper

-midnight burger

-wolf 359

-station 151

-archive 81

-I am in eskew

-deviser

- stellar firma

-out of place

-the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality

-video Palace

-mnemosyne

I've only listened to one episode of this podcast.