Subway Twins Maybe.

WHAT IS GOING ON.

I would love a Clive pet.

Like no Clive, stop trying to fight ginger people

Please Clive, stop barking at the postie.

Oh for god sake Clive stop pissing on my rug.

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My deranged head cannons for DILF Clive Schill

His wife is a social worker and is the nicest woman you've ever met.

They both met in university.

Clive was doing some dumb uni degree, like English or psychology.

I think his wife was probably like a mean girl in secondary school, but has tried to make amends with everyone she hurt.

If his daughter asks for something in the shop he'll always say no, but is constantly giving her gifts.

When his wife was pregnant he had nesting syndrome, and would spend hours just decorating and cleaning and dalting after his wife.

Clive either really likes football (like every single match for his team) or violently hates it.

Clive smashes a phone every month.

When he's drunk he vents to his wife about his work.

He wife knows what he does but believes it's for the greater good.

They never acknowledge his work when they're sober.

He owns some of the most tacky designer stuff you've ever seen.

He shops at sports direct.

They live in one of those generic new builds.

Does their weekly shop at Tesco because they want the club card points. It is also the only place locally that sells tahini.

I will not be taking any criticism at this time ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Wtf is the 3rd episode! Clive's heaven sounds like my hell. This had been the first episode I've had to stop and back away from. I honestly feel horrified, fuck this hyper capitalist world.

I just want to feel something other than despair.

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Realized who I’ve been imagining Warren and Gordon as

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I have recently gotten back into podcasts an extreme amount, so now I am looking for podcast recommendations!

Podcasts that I have listened to are:

-the magnus archives

-malevolent

-red valley

-time:bombs

-middle:below

-Startripper

-midnight burger

-wolf 359

-station 151

-archive 81

-I am in eskew

-deviser

- stellar firma

-out of place

-the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality

-video Palace

-mnemosyne

Showdown of the century: pissbaby middle manager VS glitchy digital assistant