Need To Shift To Here For 2 Weeks. Waiting Room? Yes It’s From The Hit Movie Alvin And The Chipmunks:

i am one math test away from becoming a permashifter

Fuck the 3D im a walking errection

thoughts on dolphins? i’m terrified of them. i would rather be in the ocean with a shark

I think I would rather be hooked up to a bomb or stabbed with needles than be near a dolphin, they’re way too smart, they look weird and oily, and they’re just nasty work 🤬🤬🤬

I feel like no one talks about how you can literally just change your gender as a shifter. Like absolutely nothing is stopping me from being a man with a huge peen in my next reality. Absolutely nothing. I'd be an amazing boyfriend. I'd be the sexiest man of the century. WHATS STOPPING ME??? NOTHING.

tw: opinion 😱😱😱😱

if you don’t like someone’s dr/s/o don’t comment on it (unless it’s like yk a murder dr or them doing something insane)

that includes the “why are you shifting THERE…” & the “oh so your crazy for wanting to go there” comments

also if you don’t find someone’s s/o attractive or anything just shut up about it you don’t need to say “don’t know what you see in them but whatever” I’ve had some moots say this to me which is yay yippee so anyway if you wouldn’t ever shift there or date someone just keep your thoughts to yourself&move on

Normalize blowing your paycheck on tarot readings

a relationship should be 50/50. i shift realities for you and you entangle your soul with mine for eternity.

"don't face claim, love yourself for who you are" shut the FUCK up. 🙀

No one should ever give me money again I’ve blown 30 bucks on tarot readings this past month

You ever love someone so much that you feel they’ve ruined any other love you could feel for anything or anyone else because the extent to which you love them will never be achievable again.