If I Ever Interacted With Any Of You, No I Didn’t

if u were given a chance to become human, would you take it?

Hmmm nah, I love bein' a- I love bein' a- I love bein' a turtle!!! teenage mutant ninja turtle 🎵

Leonardo x Female Reader Headcanons!

He leaves you for a man

Love Husk sm. He's a cat. He has the voice of a tired/drunk grandpa. He's a 75 year old man. He's an alcoholic. He's a gambler. He hates being petted. He likes being cuddled. He hates everyone. He's pansexual. He doesn't care about gender because "any hole is a goal." He judges porn for the plot. He scored a pornstar that died around 70 years ago. He's like 6 feet tall but looks short bcuz everyone around him is like 7 feet tall. He's being controlled by a deer with a terrible haircut. He has wings but doesn't fly because he's lazy. He went to fight excorcists with his bare fists. He's litterally the guy ever

in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this

is that sonic? spiderman? bandit? max? the stan twins? the milkman?? ,

oh leo,, ,

CRUSH LIST!

guys i’m going to shift tonight who trust me

coward /hj

Did you get sick from the hot dog

The hot dog is cold ans i put cold condiments on it 😭😭