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JESUS CHRIST PLEASE DO IT

Might save someone.

My mama is alseep. This is for protection.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Give the good girl all the paper and books!

So my cat Lydia likes paper right. If I open my mail on my bed, she’s right there, walking on it, listening to it crinkle under her toes, and then laying right down. Even if I leave paper on the floor, on carpet or tile or hardwood, she’s there, curling up, standing on it, happy as can be. And like many of my fellow fanfiction addicts, I don’t read a lot of print books, but I recently borrowed a novel that sounded a m a z i n g and I wanted to get it back to my coworker on Monday. It was going pretty well Saturday afternoon until

Every time I put this book down, whether open or closed or page up or down, she was there. Happy as can be. And so freaking cute that I didn’t want to move her, which meant I was not going to finish it.

So finally, in protest and so I could actually finish this book, I gave her another one

I finished my book (White is for Witching by Helen Oyeyemi, highly recommend) but I left the decoy out.

She’s been sleeping on it every night. It’s been a week.

Awwwww! Look at the baby!!

Snuggly boy and his favorite toy.

Video by Marielle Tepe

Welp. Might as fucking well.

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

Ooo fish, do you have a new friend there??

im just chillin

15 Questions

I was tagged by @angstyteeninthegayscene to do this. Might as well lol.

Am I named after anyone?

A book character that my mom loved.

When is the last time I cried?

Yesterday.

Do you have kids?

Nope! (Unless you count the countless friends I’ve ‘adopted’.)

Do you use sarcasm?

Quite often and wonderfully.

What’s your eye color?

Blue my dudes.

Scary movie or happy ending?

Happy ending, I don’t like being scared.

Any special talents?

Wasting time on the internet, and getting worked up over nothing.

Where you born?

The USA is all I shall say.

Any hobbies?

Reading, writing, singing, and acting.

Any pets?

Three doggies.

Play any sports?

I’m in marching band lol. I hate sports though.

How tall are you?

5 foot 6 inches.

Favorite subject in school?

English and history.

Dream job?

Author.

My collection of clothing references for writing.