Funny Business || Hobie Brown

I think about them a normal amount

SHUT UP…. i hope ME! is on the eras tour setlist!!! y’all have too much pride to admit to yourselves that it would be so fun live and i am so sad for you guys

i want what bokuaka have

rating how good of a boyfriend they would be

(in high school bc pro hero thwm would allll get A+'s)

sero hanta gets an A+. look; he's focused on becoming a pro but compared to these other two he isn't like "this is my only path in life" & "i must succeed or i'll be a life long failure" and type of focused. there are times when he can't spend the whole day with you because of studies abs training but it's never a consistant streak. he always makes time for you before the day ends and it's a lot longer than these other too... there aren't a lot of times where sero messes up in relationships. he's very observant and calculated in how he reacts to situations , especially when you're involved.

izuku midoriya gets a B-. ok. this broke my heart to say but... high school izu wouldn't be the best boyfriend. because if it came down to it he would chose hero training over you 9.5/10 times. which is a sad thought but... i mean come on this is his absolute dream, he'd be beyond stupid to slack off and risk it over someone in high school. (bc i'm sorry but majority of hihi school relationships dont last.) now that's the minus part...the B is a mix of that AND because when he isn't training ? his time is with you 100%. when he starts dating you hw makes it a mandatory thing to have lunch and dinner together, at least, as well as studying with you, at the end of the day he texts you that he's taking a shower and ask if he can sneak over to your dorm or if you can come to him in 5-10 minutes. izuku let's training take up majority of his life, but he always makes sure he has at least an hour with you at the end of the day. he'd even risk getting caught by awizawa just to sleep over .

bakugou katsuki gets.... a C+. OK this is because i think it'll be VERY unlikely that he will date someone in high school. he is WAY too committed to becoming a pro. so if you do date bakugou in high school, get ready because that either means he doesn't care abt you at all and just felt pity, or he so deeply belives in your love for him that he can basically disregard you and tos still be waiting for him. Basically that means he is stupidly in love with you and y'all will bet married bc you are the love of his life. bakugou isn't like midoriya in the sense that he spends EVERY second he isn't training with you. bakugou needs his alone time. and as an introvert, it is basically impossible for us to recharge with someone even in the same room. so in high school at least, time spent with him would be maybe 30 minutes a day. HE DOES however always make sure you guys eat together. it's his love language. so actually around 1 hour and a half.

a/n: i kinda wrote this while thinking abt seroki. also it’s 2:20am rn so i might delete this when i wake up.

you lay awake under the cool sheets with him. you’ve both come down from the high and he is sleeping soundly curled next to you. his skin touching yours. but you find yourself not being able to drift off as smoothly as he did, mind too busy over analyzing every detail of the dinner you had with his father hours prior.

how his smirk grew when his dad called you such names and warned him how you would ‘bring him down in his career’. you couldn’t help but wonder if shouto was only interested in you so get could get back at his dad in a way. picking the most damaged, low life he could find to bring home. you knew his dad wouldn’t exactly approve of your ‘lifestyle’ to say, but you never thought your one and only would let all the insults wash over before defending you, if you could even call it that.

“they’ll only bring you down in life, think about your career, Sho!”

“so! want me to go marry one of the perfectly selected girls i know you have lined up for me?! how sick are you! i don’t care what you think of my partner because your two cents don’t matter to me!”

not even really defending you. just insulting him. throwing more salt in the wound his father has for being so absent in his life.

you didn’t think twice about the way he wiped the tears you wept in the taxi home away and carried you to the bedroom when you got home. in that moment you just needed to be loved by him. and he did that. but hours later, in the almost morning, you rethink everything. you wish you had the courage to start a fight about this whole ordeal. how you truly didn’t feel like he loved you, just loved the reaction he got from his dad. you’ve planned out exactly what you’d say too but you won’t because you’ve grown too attached to this life you created with him. even if this safe heaven for you is just a little bonus for pissing his dad off.

i’m curious what’s your sign and would u rather have elf ears or fangs? and why?

Some Oikawas I drew for an event on Twitter!

old brush with the band kids!

Drawing the piercings sero has in my head

Nose, eyebrow, lip, ear

i’m having thoughts about the boys who have a crabby, bad attitude girlfriend

characters: midoriya izuku (deku), bakugou katsuki, todoroki shouto

warnings: low key spice (nothing described), one use of daddy, pretty much brat taming vibes but also a lil bit of fluff

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DEKU:

people are weirded out that sweetheart, always saving people with a smile on his face Pro Hero Deku is dating someone who seems to be the opposite of him

you’re rarely seen smiling, scowling at the people around you or rolling your eyes, you’ve always got something snippy to say

they would think that Bakugou would be a better match for you but even he says, “Deku, why the fuck are you datin’ such a bitchy girl?”

Deku calls you his sweet angel but your attitude is far from it

and it’s to no one’s attention how you cling to your boyfriend when the two of you are out on a date, seen with a pinched glare at everything and everyone around you but Deku knows that you don’t like being crowded and is sure to secure you away from everyone’s gaze, politely telling his fans to excuse him so that he can spend alone time with you

when he’s got you pulled into a hug against his hard body, no one else sees how you visibly relax both in posture and expression

the two of you are talking at a private bar that was rented just for the evening, a seemingly bored expression on your face as Deku does most of the talking but he knows that you’re listening to him and contribute to the conversation when you want to

and when a nosy reporter crashes into your private space to interview Deku, you hiss out curses and tell them to fuck off, “can’t you see that we’re trying to be alone here! the fuck is wrong with you?! butting in on us like that, i should smash this glass into your-“

“it’s okay angel, it’s alright.”

Deku is quick to calm you down and gives the reporter the number of his PR agent so that they can schedule something, all for your sake because you’d been complaining about the amount of nights he’s been spending away from you and this night was supposed to be about quality time

the outside world sees your resting bitch face when you’re out with Deku, but they don’t see that when your boyfriend picks you up so easily in his arms to hug you, you hide your expression into his neck and only he hears the soft mumble of, “love you izuku…”

everyone thinks that you’re so sour but you’re actually the sweetest thing Deku has ever had the pleasure of having, you’re especially sweet in between your legs when he’s got his head down there and you’re clutching his locks while moaning his name to the ceiling

no one gets to see when that hard expression melts away when he’s got you in his bed with your wrists held together in one hand while he fucks away into you, only Deku gets to see the hearts in your eyes for him when he’s got you cock drunk and wrapping your legs around his waist tighter to press himself closer into you

and you smile just for him when he’s painted you white inside, giddy and overflowing with affection while you say his name over and over again in the cutest voice

so Deku is fine that you’re a little surly, it’s nothing that he can’t handle Bakugou is his childhood friend after all so he’s used to it

he likes you the way you are, guarded against everyone else but so soft with him and him alone

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