Severeballoonknot - The Pee-pee Poo-poo Man

i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.

Going all willy-nilly on that dick

Obama WILLhave sex with me

trans girls will have the most beautiful voices just so casually

Dark Gabe

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

HMU if you wanna get married. Cool couples ONLY. If you’re lame I’ll scream at such a volume and such a pitch that my glasses will shatter and I’ll make you pay for new ones. And also. Eye surgery for me probably

I’m sending you off to Rupaul’s drag race like it’s the pound and you’re not welcome home until you’ve won and rightfully earned yourself a long, wet, three person kiss from Rupaul, Miss America, and Saint Peter all at once!

76 years ago I burnt down the White House and nobody noticed.