A Real Conversation Had Between My Roommates And I :

EVIDENCE: jack & luke are actually the same exact height. don’t let the roster lie to you

the pitt does the same thing that ER does where they'll have these funny, almost nonsensical cases (the woman asking dr robby if he wants to see her vagina, the patient with the dog collar super glued onto him) interwoven with tragic cases (the old man with dementia, the teen who's brain dead).

and it just creates this sense of heightened chaos where you're laughing one moment and then crying in the next scene.

They wouldn't shake their heads and question how much of this I deserve.

what do you think they’re gossiping about

can i come stare at you like this

if he wouldn't tongue kiss a toaster to vacuum my fucking car, I don't want it. if he wouldn't sing karaoke to me every Wednesday, I don't want it. if he doesn't run the distance of a marathon because I said so, I don't want it.

its been over a decade since pacific rim was released and i'm still frothing at the mouth over the concept of drift compatibility

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