Suzy the high school librarian could never understand why all the boys mothers hated her love of literature…..
She had this thing for books…
I had this thing for her…
Hello
Hello, beautiful
That’s pretty handy!!!
Can you text me
What’s up? Sorry not a sub. 🤷🏻
Private chat me
Hey there🤓🤓🤓
Damn WalMart bikinis!!!
Hell yeah! Get some!
Have you ever had sex with a trans woman?
that is on my to-do list for some time now.
Beautiful bracelet
Merry Christmas!!
I’d like to volunteer my hedge trimming skills….
Now where did I leave my car keys? Nope, not here. Just some spare change.