sooo what if reader and shank,established relationship,and they keep their relationship pretty hidden for a long while until one day one of their crew m mates found them making out/kiss(?) by accidentally but that crewmate keeps that secret hidden but slowly teasers them during dinner(which made the others confused) but soon after they kind of reveal their relationship and the crew goes shocked or something
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Six Months of Secrets, Five Minutes of Hell
Keeping a relationship secret on the Red Force is hard — especially when your crewmate catches you making out and decides to turn dinner into your personal hell.
Shanks x gn! reader | ONE SHOT tags: sfw, fluff, secret relationship, banter, chaotic crew, red hair pirates shenanigans, humor a/n: this js me trying to write ffs, this is experimental and for fun only so expect this ff cringe and oc word count: 1.7k
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The Red Force rocked lazily on the evening tide, the low hum of laughter and clinking mugs filling the warm air. As always, dinner aboard the Red-Haired Pirates was less a meal and more a festival of chaos. Plates clattered, arguments erupted over who cheated at cards, and somewhere in the back, Lucky Roux and Bonk Punch were having a loud, messy food-eating contest that Makino would absolutely kill them for if she were around.
Amidst the noise, you and Shanks sat far apart — as usual. It had always been that way: yelling across the deck, trading jabs and insults like candy. To the crew, you were the ship’s resident cats-and-dogs duo: always ready to bite each other’s heads off, throwing punches (mostly playful, mostly), and causing drama like your lives depended on it.
Which made it the perfect cover.
Because behind closed doors — in stolen moments under the stars, behind barrels, in empty storerooms — you and Shanks weren’t fighting at all. In fact, if Lime Juice hadn't turned the wrong corner half an hour ago and seen his beloved captain pressed against you, hand tangled in your hair while your legs wrapped tight around his hips, he would still be as blissfully oblivious as the rest of them.
Instead, now he sat at dinner looking like a man who had seen the very fabric of reality torn apart.
You caught his eye across the table. He twitched violently and immediately looked away, face burning. Shanks, the bastard, just kept eating, hiding his smug smile behind a mug of sake.
It was going to be a long night.
Earlier That Evening
It wasn’t supposed to happen. You both knew better. But Shanks had looked at you a certain way, had that lazy, half-lidded, I'm about to ruin your life grin — and well, one thing led to another.
You were tucked away in the shadowy corridor near the storage rooms, your back to the wall, Shanks’ mouth trailing hot, open-mouthed kisses along your neck. Your hands fisted the fabric of his shirt, tugging him impossibly closer. His hand splayed along your hip, anchoring you there like he never planned to let go.
"You know," you gasped between kisses, "someone’s gonna catch us one of these days—"
"Let 'em," Shanks muttered into your skin. "I'll kiss you right in front of them."
The taste of him — rum, sea salt, and something recklessly him — made your head spin.
"we're really pushing our luck here." he murmured against your mouth, hands skating under your shirt to press warm palms against your lower back
You kissed him harder in answer, swallowing the grin tugging at his lips. "You’re the one who dragged me back here, Captain."
He hummed, low and pleased, nosing along your jawline before trailing hot, open-mouthed kisses down your throat. His beard scratched deliciously, making you shiver and clutch at his shirt.
"Couldn’t help it," he muttered, voice rough. "You looked too good tonight. Wanted to —" Another kiss, wetter, deeper. "— ruin you a little."
Your laugh dissolved into a gasp when he tugged you flush against him, hands greedy, mouth finding that spot just below your ear that made you tremble.
You twisted your fingers into the front of his open shirt, tugging him even closer, losing yourself in the heat, the hunger, the low rumble of approval he made when you bit his lip—
—and that's exactly when Lime Juice rounded the corner.
You barely had time to flip him off before you heard a yelp — a very familiar yelp — and the clatter of dropped crates.
You and Shanks snapped your heads around in unison.
Lime Juice stood there, frozen like a deer in headlights, mouth opening and closing uselessly like a goldfish. One of the barrels he was carrying had rolled away, leaking pickles everywhere.
"...Oh" he said faintly. "Oh no."
"Yo, Lime," Shanks greeted casually, still holding you scandalously close.
You elbowed Shanks hard in the ribs, making him grunt and finally step back. Lime Juice immediately spun on his heel and sprinted away, arms flailing.
You both stared after him.
"...Think he’ll keep his mouth shut?" you asked.
Shanks grinned, cocky and unbothered. "Depends. Might have to bribe him."
You rolled your eyes. "You're insufferable."
"You love me," he sing-songed.
You did. God help you, you really did.
Dinner — Lime Juice: Menace Unleashed
Dinner was supposed to be your safe zone. Laughs, food, and maybe some semi-violent card games.
Instead, you felt like you were on trial.
Lime Juice sat across from you, sipping soup very pointedly. Too pointedly. He kept darting glances at you and Shanks, grinning into his cup like he knew something the rest didn’t.
You felt sweat trickling down your back.
Shanks was no better. His fake casual air was cracking at the seams — his laughter a little too loud, his drinking a little too fast.
"Oi, [Name]," Lime Juice drawled suddenly.
You stiffened.
"If someone was, say, very... energetic... tonight, would it be because they had a good workout?"
"...Workout?" Yasopp repeated, confused.
You nearly knocked your plate off the table.
"You good?" Yasopp asked, raising an eyebrow.
"I'M FINE," you wheezed.
The crew blinked.
"Yeah," Lime said smoothly. "Like, I dunno. Someone looked... very physically satisfied coming to dinner."
You choked on your drink so violently that Benn Beckman actually looked concerned.
"Oi," Lucky Roux said, frowning, "what are you going on about, Lime?"
"Nothing~," Lime Juice sang innocently. "Just making observations."
Benn Beckman narrowed his eyes. "You’re being weird."
Shanks shot Lime Juice a murderous look. Lime Juice only smiled wider, sweet as poison.
"And you, Captain," Lime said innocently. "You seem... loosened up. Someone helping you relieve that tension?"
You squeezed your eyes shut. He's going to kill us. He's actually going to kill us.
Meanwhile, the others were getting suspicious.
"Something’s weird," Bonk Punch muttered.
"Maybe they're possessed," Hongo said wisely.
Beckman was watching you two now, sharp-eyed. "You’re twitchier than Shanks at a wine-tasting."
"I am NOT twitchy," Shanks snapped way too fast.
You kicked him under the table. He kicked you back.
Even Monster the monkey was looking at you weirdly.
But Lime Juice wasn’t done.
A few minutes later, while you were mid-bite, Lime leaned back and loudly said:
"Captain~ Been... getting lucky lately?"
The clang of Shanks dropping his fork was deafening.
You wanted to sink through the floor.
The table stared at him. Shanks cleared his throat, cheeks darkening.
"Just... lucky at cards," he said weakly.
"Riiiight~" Lime said with an evil wink.
Hongo scratched his head. "Is he drunk already?"
"I don't get it," Bonk Punch muttered. "What's Lime talking about?"
"Maybe he's implying Shanks got laid," Yasopp joked, laughing.
Everyone chuckled.
Except you and Shanks — who went rigid.
Lime Juice just smiled, swinging his legs casually like a cat about to knock over a full glass.
When dessert arrived, Lime Juice decided to finish you off.
"Say, Y/N," he said loudly, as you reached for a slice of pie. "Didn't realize you had a thing for redheads."
You froze, hand hovering mid-air.
The whole table turned toward you like vultures.
"...What?" you croaked.
"Redheads," Lime Juice said innocently. "They're so... passionate, right? Bit clumsy. Lots of scars. Missing limbs, sometimes."
He was describing Shanks down to the last goddamn freckle.
"So, Cap. Hypothetically," he said, voice dripping fake innocence, "if you were secretly dating someone hot and chaotic, who throws knives at you for fun... would you keep it hidden? Or would you, say, be caught making out behind the supply crates?"
Bonk Punch's fork clattered to his plate.
Yasopp’s eyes widened.
Lucky Roux gasped.
"Wait," Benn said slowly, staring at you both. "Wait a damn minute."
"LIME!" you hissed under your breath.
"WAIT," Yasopp said. "ARE YOU SAYING—"
Absolute silence.
Even Monster the monkey dropped his banana.
Shanks groaned into his hands.
You dropped your forehead to the table with a loud thunk.
Then —
Shanks groaned and buried his face in his hands. "Fine. You win. Whatever."
Lime Juice’s grin split his face.
"Wait," Lucky Roux said, slowly connecting the dots. "Are you two actually—"
"YES," Shanks barked.
"FOR SIX MONTHS," you added miserably.
Dead silence.
Then all hell broke loose.
"WHAT THE HELL—"
"HOW?!"
"WHEN?!"
"WHY DIDN'T WE SEE IT?!"
"I THOUGHT THEY HATED EACH OTHER!" Yasopp screamed.
"BECAUSE THEY ACT LIKE THEY WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER!" Bonk Punch yelled.
"That’s called foreplay, Bonk," Lime Juice said helpfully.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Bonk Punch yelled..
Beckman just sighed like a man sixty years too old for this shit and took a long drag of his cigarette. "I'm gonna need another drink. Maybe ten."
The Aftermath
"You threw a chair at him last week!" Hongo yelled at you.
"It was flirting!" you shouted back.
"YOU BROKE A WINDOW!"
"IT WAS A SEXY WINDOW BREAK!"
Shanks just slung an arm lazily over your shoulder, laughing so hard he was hiccupping.
"So what," Shanks slurred, grinning. "You guys are just mad you didn't notice how hot we are together?"
"I'M MAD I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!" Yasopp howled.
Monster made gagging noises.
Lime Juice beamed with the pride of a man who had lit the match and dropped it into a fireworks factory.
You thought, maybe after the initial explosion, they’d move on.
You were wrong.
They would not shut up.
"So, Shanks," Yasopp smirked. "Who's on top?"
You hurled a bread roll at his head. He caught it and winked.
"Oh my god, did you guys bang in the crow’s nest?" Bonk Punch gasped.
"Don't answer that," Beckman muttered.
"You’re gonna answer that later, right?" Lucky Roux asked you, waggling his eyebrows.
"I’M LEAVING," you shouted, standing up so fast your chair toppled over.
Shanks caught your wrist, laughing. "Aw, come on, Y/N. You can't leave me alone to suffer."
"You’re the reason we’re suffering!"
"I call it mutual destruction, baby."
You kicked him lightly under the table. He kicked you back. Several of the crew made knowing noises.
Later — Peace (Sort of)
You slumped against the rail later that night, exhausted and mildly traumatized.
Shanks sidled up beside you, bumping his hip into yours.
"You still mad?"
"I’m plotting your death," you muttered.
He slung an arm around you, pulling you in.
"You love me."
"Unfortunately."
Across the deck, Lime Juice cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted: "USE A CONDOM NEXT TIME!"
You flipped him off so hard you nearly dislocated your wrist.
Shanks just roared with laughter, burying his face in your shoulder.
Maybe getting caught wasn't the worst thing after all. Not when you had this.
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One stolen moment, one shared night, and a love neither of you saw coming—proving that even the coldest bonds can bloom into something warm.
katakuri x fem!reader a/n: this js me trying to write ffs, this is experimental and for fun only so expect this ff cringe and oc tags: sfw, arrange marriage, enemies to lovers typeshi(?), fluff warnings: poorly written, ooc maybe idk words count: 1.3k
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It was strange, waking up and realizing you didn’t hate him anymore.
Stranger still? Realizing he’d never hated you either.
After the merienda incident, things shifted in quiet, deliberate ways. Katakuri started coming back to the suite earlier. You noticed the scarf coming off more often. Sometimes, he didn’t even bother tying it back on at all when it was just the two of you.
You began training together in the mornings and winding down together at night — not with arguments, but silence, companionable and calm.
One evening, you both ended up sprawled on the same couch — you flipping through a book, him finishing his tea.
You felt his gaze on you more often now. Less guarded. More curious.
"You always this quiet when you're not teasing me?" you asked, voice soft.
"You prefer the teasing?"
You smiled, just a little. "Maybe."
He watched you, his expression unreadable. “You're not what I expected.”
You leaned your head back. “Good or bad?”
“…Good.”
A beat of silence passed before he added, “You saw my face. You didn’t laugh. You didn’t flinch.”
You turned to him. “Because I didn’t see a monster.”
His eyes softened. The silence between you grew warmer.
"Come here," he said suddenly.
You blinked. "Excuse me?"
"I want to show you something."
He reached for your hand, tugging gently. You followed him through the estate, through familiar halls now tinged with something new. Trust. Anticipation.
He led you to the garden where you’d caught him before — the sugar apple tree still blooming, a blanket laid out, steam rising from a fresh pot of tea. And donuts. Of course.
But this time, he didn't sit on the other side.
He sat beside you.
And when you looked at him — really looked — you found him already watching.
"You make it hard to keep walls up," he said, low and honest.
“Good,” you replied. “You don’t need them with me.”
A long pause passed before he reached out, fingers brushing your jaw. “May I?”
Your heart thudded once — loud, steady — and you nodded.
He leaned in. The kiss was slow. Gentle. A question you both already knew the answer to.
When you pulled apart, his hand lingered on your cheek.
"I didn’t want this marriage,” he whispered, “but I’m glad I got you.”
That night, something changed.
The couch between your futons disappeared. So did the futons.
You shared a bed for the first time — not out of obligation, but choice.
And in the quiet of the dark, when his hand found your waist and your breath caught in your throat, you realized how easily the cold could melt.
His lips found yours again, slower this time, deeper — less guarded. Your fingers curled in his hair, pulling the scarf loose, revealing the mouth you’d grown fond of.
He worshipped you like you were made of sugar and fire.
You returned the favor, gently, deliberately — showing him with every touch that he was wanted, that he was safe, that you weren’t going anywhere.
Soft sighs, heated whispers, and tangled limbs followed.
You didn’t fall asleep until hours later, curled against him, your head on his chest and his arms wrapped tightly around you.
"Y/N," he murmured, almost asleep.
"Yeah?"
“…'m glad you're here.”
A Few Years Later…
There were two sets of tiny feet running through the garden now.
A little girl with your eyes and Katakuri’s frown chased her brother, who was trying very hard to climb a tree — and failing spectacularly.
“Be careful!” you called, hands on your hips.
“Papa said I could!” the boy shouted.
You gave Katakuri a look. He shrugged from where he was lounging nearby, half a donut in his hand and an unbothered smile on his face.
“I said try, not succeed.”
You rolled your eyes and settled beside him. “They’re gonna break something.”
He glanced at you. “Like I broke my reputation falling for you?”
You blinked. “Did you just flirt with me?”
“…Maybe.”
You chuckled and leaned against him. “I liked it.”
He kissed the top of your head.
The children squealed in the background, fighting over who got the last donut.
You sighed. “They're exactly like you.”
“Smart, strong, and addicted to sugar?”
You snorted. “Exactly.”
He looked at you then, warm and full of pride. “I never imagined I'd have this.”
You reached for his hand, lacing your fingers with his.
“Neither did I.”
But you were glad you did.
BONUS SCENE:
You were only five months pregnant when the entire Big Mom household decided that you officially needed a twenty-four-hour protection detail.
Not because of enemy threats.
No — because you’d launched a fruit knife at Oven when he tried to touch your mochi-stuffed chocolate croissant.
It missed his ear by an inch.
“She’s hormonal,” Katakuri said flatly, standing behind you with his arms crossed and the most terrifyingly calm face in the room.
“I’m pregnant, not weak,” you muttered, throwing your legs over Katakuri’s lap and reaching for the aforementioned croissant. “Touch my food again and I’ll stab with accuracy next time.”
The room was silent.
Snack visibly gulped.
Perospero whispered something like “remind me never to get on her bad side” which made Katakuri shoot him a glare so sharp he nearly choked on his tongue.
“Don’t comment on my wife,” Katakuri said darkly, one hand resting protectively over your belly.
You grinned. “Aww. Look at you. Already a possessive dad.”
He cleared his throat and looked away.
You were used to him being ridiculously overprotective since you started showing. He’d physically moved an entire dinner table because he thought the seat was too close to the fire. When you sneezed, he’d almost called the family doctor. When your ankles started swelling, he threatened to drag Smoothie to personally drain the excess fluids from your legs.
It would’ve been annoying… if it wasn’t kind of adorable.
“You’re not allowed to walk without me,” he said one evening while tucking you into bed. “Or lift anything heavier than a spoon.”
You stared. “What about a fork?”
“…I’ll think about it.”
“You’re ridiculous.”
“I’m in love.”
That shut you up.
Because, yeah… he was. And so were you.
You went into labor a few weeks early.
Katakuri didn’t panic — but he did punch through a wall on the way to the birthing room. Cracker helped you get there while yelling at him to focus, while Smoothie held your hand and ordered everyone else out with a wave of her sword.
You refused to scream. You were too damn stubborn.
Instead, you gritted your teeth and glared at Katakuri every time the contractions hit. “This is your fault.”
He held your hand and nodded solemnly. “I know.”
“And if you ever breathe on me the wrong way again after this—”
“I won’t.”
“You better still want more kids after this.”
“…We’ll talk.”
The moment your first baby cried, everything stopped.
Katakuri froze — eyes wide, mouth open, like someone had just dropped the world in his lap.
You looked at your daughter, then at him.
He held her with the gentleness of a man who’d spent his whole life holding back — and was finally allowed to let go.
“She looks like you,” he whispered.
You smiled weakly, exhausted and dazed. “No, she’s prettier.”
He kissed your forehead, then your hand.
“Thank you,” he murmured.
“For what?”
“For being mine.”
A Year Later…
“You’re sure she doesn’t have mochi powers?”
“I think she just likes chewing on her brother.”
Katakuri sighed as he watched your daughter nibble on her twin’s arm like a teething donut. You sipped your tea, watching them from the garden swing, belly already swelling with your third.
“You said you wanted a big family.”
“I didn’t know I’d be outnumbered.”
You smirked and leaned against his shoulder. “You’re a war general. You’ll survive.”
He kissed your temple, arms wrapping around you.
And in the sunlight, surrounded by kids, chaos, and too many donuts, the two of you found peace in the most unexpected place.
Each other.
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Stuck on You
Some prankster superglues Marco’s hand to yours. You both pretend to hate it… but secretly enjoy staying glued together.
Marco x gn! reader | ONE SHOT
Tags: fluff, flirting, chaos, sfw
a/n: this js me trying to write ffs, this is experimental and for fun only so expect this ff cringe and oc
word count: 3.3k
MINORS DNI!!
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It all started with a prank.
A very bad prank.
One minute you were standing on deck, minding your own business, chatting with Marco about nothing in particular — and the next minute, someone (you had your suspicions) superglued your hand to his.
Literally.
Palm-to-palm.
Fingers intertwined.
"You have got to be kidding me-yoi," Marco muttered, staring down at your very stuck hands with the emotional range of a man who had survived actual wars but could not survive this level of annoyance.
You tugged.
Marco tugged.
Your hands stayed locked together like some sort of romantic death grip.
"…Well," you said, very eloquently.
"Well," Marco echoed, voice utterly dry.
From somewhere behind a barrel, muffled snickering erupted. You both turned in time to see a few crewmates (Ace, you would bet your next paycheck) sprinting away at full speed, laughing their asses off.
Marco sighed heavily. "Should've seen that coming, yoi."
You blinked up at him, wide-eyed. "You think they superglued us together… on purpose?"
Marco gave you a long look, deadpan as hell. "…No-yoi. It was a coincidence that someone left industrial-strength glue exactly where we were standing."
You snorted, trying to suppress a laugh. "Fair enough, Mr. Smartass."
He smirked, tugging lightly at your conjoined hands again. No dice. You were fused like some godawful romantic statue.
"Guess we’re stuck-yoi."
You both stared at your hands, at each other, at your hands again.
Slowly, you realized the entire deck was staring.
Crewmates leaned against rails, poked their heads out of doors, peered from crow’s nests. Watching. Waiting.
You could almost hear the bets forming.
You hissed under your breath, "Don't make a scene. Act natural."
Marco smiled, the slow lazy kind that made your heart do stupid cartwheels.
"You think we’re good at ‘natural' -yoi?"
You elbowed him (gently, because, you know, superglue). "Walk. Casual. Now."
He obligingly started walking, swinging your joined hands obnoxiously like you were newlyweds on a stroll. You tripped trying to keep up with his stupid long strides, and Marco had the audacity to chuckle under his breath.
"Oh, you're enjoying this," you accused, half-laughing, half-glaring.
Marco tilted his head innocently. "Why wouldn’t I enjoy being glued to such charming company-yoi?"
You blinked.
Heat flared up your neck.
Was that… flirting?! From Marco?!
You decided to play it cool. "Obviously, I'm the lucky one. Being stuck with the infamous cool guy of the crew."
He arched an eyebrow. "Cool guy?"
You nodded sagely. "Yeah. All mysterious and strong and… broody. You know. Classic heartthrob material."
Marco actually laughed, full-throated and amused.
"You've been spending too much time with Ace, yoi," he said, but his thumb was rubbing slow circles into your knuckles — absent-minded, soft — and he made no move to pull away.
You pretended not to notice.
The ship doctor declared the situation "temporarily incurable" unless you wanted to rip off some skin.
You did not want that.
So you and Marco were officially handcuffed together for the next few hours, possibly longer.
The announcement spread through the ship like wildfire. Everywhere you went, people tried to hide their snickering — and failed spectacularly.
At lunch, you had to sit next to Marco. (Technically, on Marco, because the bench was too narrow and you kept bumping into him.)
Passing plates was a disaster.
You dropped a spoon into Marco’s lap at one point, and he just gave you a look so dry it could set fires.
You grinned sweetly. "Oops."
"You’re doing this on purpose."
"Maybe," you sang, swinging your legs.
Marco grunted — but the corner of his mouth twitched upward.
After lunch, things got worse.
You tried to help Marco with paperwork.
Emphasis on tried.
"Hold still, yoi," he muttered, trying to shuffle through documents with one hand while your hand clumsily trailed after his.
"This is your fault," you whispered dramatically.
"You touched me first."
"You glued yourself to me!"
"You leaned into the glue puddle-yoi."
"You—!" you sputtered.
The tension snapped — you both cracked up, laughing so hard the pen rolled off the desk.
Sometime around sunset, you found yourself sitting on the figurehead of the ship, watching the ocean shimmer gold. Marco sat next to you, your hands still hopelessly, ridiculously intertwined.
The atmosphere shifted — soft, quieter.
A breeze tugged at your hair.
Marco turned his head lazily, regarding you out of the corner of his eye.
"You know," he said casually, "if you wanted to hold my hand… you could’ve just asked-yoi"
You almost fell off the ship.
"I did not plan this!" you yelped, cheeks burning hotter than a volcano.
Marco chuckled — that low, warm sound you could feel in your ribs.
"I know," he said, a little softer. "But still."
You glanced down at your hands — how perfectly they fit together, the way his thumb lazily traced circles over your skin without even thinking.
"…It’s not so bad," you admitted, voice small.
Marco smiled.
Not the lazy, cocky smirk he gave everyone else — a real, soft smile that made your heart flutter traitorously.
"Nah-yoi," he agreed, squeezing your hand. "Not bad at all."
When the glue finally wore off (courtesy of some miracle solvent the ship doctor whipped up late at night), you both sat there for a second.
Free.
Hands separated.
No excuse anymore.
Marco looked at you.
You looked at Marco.
Long pause.
"…We’re allowed to hold hands without glue, you know," you blurted, immediately wanting to jump overboard from sheer embarrassment.
Marco laughed — really laughed — and before you could hide your face, he caught your hand again, lacing your fingers together easy as breathing.
"No more excuses-yoi," he said, lips brushing your temple in a featherlight kiss.
You clung tighter.
Maybe being stuck together wasn’t such a bad thing after all.
One Month With You
In the final month of your life, you cherishes fleeting moments with your crew, hiding a terminal illness until only memories—and a letter—remain.
red hair pirates x reader | whitebeard pirates x reader | strawhats x reader | ONE SHOT tags: angst, sfw, ooc, major character death, grief, terminal illness a/n: this js me trying to write ffs, this is experimental and for fun only, so expect this ffs a bit cringe and akward word count: 2.6k
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RED HAIR PIRATES
The sea was calm that morning, the kind of quiet that made even the waves seem to hold their breath. The deck of the Red Force was alive with chatter and light laughter, but you stood by the railing, letting the wind sweep through your hair. Your fingers curled around the wood, your gaze far off—not at the horizon, but somewhere past it.
One month. That’s what Hongo told you when he unknowingly confirmed your own suspicions. You’d been hiding the worsening symptoms for months—fatigue that sank deep into your bones, the relentless pain in your chest, the occasional blood you’d spit out into the sea, unnoticed.
You knew he’d figure it out eventually. He was too good not to.
But you hadn’t expected him to burst into your quarters the night before, shaking with barely restrained panic.
“What the hell is this?!” Hongo had yelled, thrusting a tattered medical report into your hands. “Why didn’t you tell me? Why didn’t you say something?!”
You couldn’t meet his eyes. “Because I didn’t want to be watched like a ghost who hasn’t died yet.”
Silence. Deafening.
“...You have a month, Y/N, maybe less. You’re—” His voice cracked. “You’re dying, and you're acting like it's nothing?”
“I have a month, Hongo,” you had said quietly. “Please… just let me have it. Don’t tell the others. Let me spend it with them. Please.”
He didn't answer for a long time. When he finally did, it was with a whisper: “You’re a fucking idiot.” But he pulled you into a hug and didn’t let go until your shoulders stopped shaking.
From that day, you lived more fiercely than ever. You laughed at Shanks’ dumb jokes and drank with him until the world blurred. You challenged Benn to silent stargazing contests, betting on how many shooting stars you’d catch. You dragged Limejuice to island carnivals and flirted shamelessly until his face burned red. You played cards with Hongo, even when your hands trembled too much to hold them.
They all noticed. The Red-Haired Pirates weren’t stupid.
“You’re real clingy lately,” Limejuice teased one night, bumping your shoulder with his. “You sure you’re not sick or something?”
You smiled, heart twisting. “Would you be mad if I said I might be?”
He laughed, oblivious. “Nah. I’d carry you myself if you keeled over.”
You didn’t say anything. Just leaned into his warmth.
Shanks was the hardest. He noticed too much. Noticed how often you disappeared below deck when the coughing fits hit, how your eyes stayed on the ocean longer than they should have.
“You thinking of leaving us?” he asked once, half-joking.
You swallowed the lump in your throat. “No,” you lied.
Benn just watched. Always watched. He didn’t say much, but you could feel his eyes lingering on you, searching. You gave him your brightest smiles.
The day you left, the crew didn’t know.
You made breakfast with Chef-level effort, joking with the kitchen staff, slipping kisses to Limejuice's cheek and hugging Shanks tighter than ever. You sat with Benn for hours on the deck, your head on his shoulder, watching the sun creep across the sky.
“I think you’re my favorite,” you whispered, teasing.
He snorted. “Don’t let Shanks hear that.”
He didn’t know that was the last time he’d feel your heartbeat against his side.
That night, you slipped away. A letter for each of them tucked under your pillow. A note for Hongo too:
"Thank you—for letting me pretend I wasn’t dying. I love you all too much to say goodbye."
Morning broke in chaos.
“Where the hell is Y/N?!” Limejuice shouted, tearing through the ship.
“They’re not in the galley, or the crow’s nest!” Benn called out, panic rising in his usually calm voice.
Shanks was quiet, unusually still, staring at the empty hammock where your scent still lingered.
The notes were found soon after. One by one, hands shaking as they read your last words.
You didn’t say goodbye, but each letter bled with love.
“To Shanks — Thank you for making me feel like I belonged in the stars.”
“To Benn — You saw through me. Thank you for not saying anything.”
“To Limejuice — Thank you for reminding me how fun life could be.”
“To Hongo — I’m sorry I made you carry this alone. Thank you for letting me be selfish.”
They thought you ran. Were taken. Benn demanded a search party. Shanks was pale, silent, gripping your letter so tight his knuckles bled. Limejuice punched a wall. Hongo said nothing—for two days.
And then, he snapped.
He threw your medical file onto the table during a heated meeting, eyes wild. “They didn’t leave!....They died. And...I let them.”
The room fell to a breathless silence.
“You knew?” Benn whispered.
“They had a month. They begged me to let them spend it with us, like nothing was wrong. And I let them lie.”
Shanks stumbled back, as if struck. “No. No, they were… they were fine.”
“They were dying, Shanks! They couldn’t breathe without pain, they were—” Hongo’s voice cracked. “They spent their last strength loving us.”
No one spoke.
Limejuice fell to his knees. “We didn’t even say goodbye.”
Later that night, Shanks sat by the railing where you always stood.
“I hope you’re watching the stars from up close now, Y/N,” he murmured, tears streaking his face. “Because we’ll never stop looking for you in them.”
WHITEBEARD PIRATES
You’d always imagined dying quietly, maybe on an empty shore, wrapped in salt and wind. But fate had other plans. Your end would come not with isolation—but surrounded by laughter, drink, and the stubborn, unbearable warmth of the Whitebeard Pirates.
The diagnosis came on a cold, cloudy day—so ordinary it felt like a betrayal.
You'd passed out during training. Woke up with Marco’s worried face looming over you. He’d examined you in complete silence. But his shaking hands and tight jaw told you everything.
“It’s not good, is it?” you asked, voice barely a whisper.
“No,” Marco had said, the word cracking as it left him. “It’s... terminal. A rare degeneration of the lungs and heart. I don’t—there’s nothing I can do.”
You didn’t cry. Instead, you laughed. “So, what—you’re saying I won’t outlive my goldfish?”
He didn't laugh. He looked like he’d been stabbed. “You have a month. Maybe.”
You made him promise to keep it secret.
Just him and Whitebeard.
When Oyaji found out, he sat beside your bed and gripped your hand with those massive, shaking fingers. “You are my child,” he rumbled. “And if this is your last voyage… then let it be the greatest of your life.”
You had never cried before. But you cried then.
From that day, you threw yourself into every moment.
Ace was all fire and impulse, but when he was around you, something softer flickered beneath the surface. He took to dragging you along for sparring matches, even when you claimed your muscles ached.
“I need a challenge,” he’d smirk, sweat glistening down his neck.
“You just want to show off,” you’d tease, raising your fists anyway.
He was always careful not to hit you too hard. Not that you said anything—but he seemed to know. When you tripped one day, coughing blood into your sleeve when he wasn’t looking, he’d jogged over, helping you up without a word. His hand lingered on your arm just a second too long.
That night, you sat beside him, both of you perched on the edge of the ship with your legs dangling into the air.
“You’re weird lately,” he mumbled, eyes on the moon.
You bumped his shoulder with yours. “Just thinking how lucky I am.”
He blinked at you. “To be with us?”
“To be with you,” you said, gently. And he froze, eyes wide, like he didn’t know what to do with that.
“…You’re gonna break my heart, aren’t you?” he whispered.
You smiled, because you already had.
Izo became your confidant without even knowing it. With every eyeliner flick and matching kimono, you gave yourself permission to feel alive. They would hum as they painted your face, hands warm against your cheeks.
“You’re glowing,” they said once, adjusting the red ribbon they tied in your hair.
“Death becomes me, huh?” you joked, and they slapped your arm, scandalized.
“You joke about dying too much.”
You didn’t mean to, but your voice cracked. “It’s easier than pretending I’m not scared.”
Their fingers paused, lips parting. “…Are you scared?”
You looked at them in the mirror, the shimmer of gold powder across your eyelids catching the light. “Yeah,” you said. “But not when I’m with you.”
They smiled then, a bit sad, and leaned in to kiss your temple. “Then let’s live like hell until we drop, dear.”
Thatch was joy personified. It was impossible to be sad around him for long, and that’s what made it hurt worse.
He caught you sneaking dessert at 2 a.m. once and acted like you’d committed a crime.
“Oh-ho! So this is where my pudding went!”
“Your pudding? I thought it had my name on it.”
“I’ll accept bribes in the form of kisses or cleaning dishes.”
You kissed his cheek, and he nearly dropped the bowl.
Every stolen moment in the kitchen became a memory—dancing while covered in flour, whipped cream fights, drunken baking experiments that ended in fire. You’d laughed so hard your sides hurt, even as your lungs begged you to stop.
“You’re making memories,” he said one night, tousling your hair. “That’s what this is. You’ve been clingy lately. Like you’re trying to make every second count.”
You froze, the spoon halfway to your mouth. “…Would you hate me if I was?”
He blinked. “Nah. I’d probably try to hold on tighter.”
You didn’t tell him then. Just leaned into his side and let him talk about his dream of opening a cake café after he retires.
You knew you’d never see it.
Marco was the one who saw the cracks, and it destroyed him. You kept him close because you trusted him most—and that made it hurt more.
You caught him once crying at your door. He didn’t think you were awake.
You opened it, silently wrapped your arms around him, and whispered, “I’m still here.”
“You shouldn’t be this calm,” he rasped into your shoulder.
“I’m terrified,” you admitted. “But I’d rather spend what time I have being loved than dying slowly in a bed.”
He pulled back, staring at you with reddened eyes. “You could have told them.”
“They’d look at me like I was already dead.”
He said nothing, and you reached up to cup his cheek. “Promise me… promise you’ll wait. Let me leave on my own terms.”
“…Okay,” he whispered. “But I’ll hate you for it.”
You kissed his forehead. “I hope you do.”
You left them on a quiet morning.
Then you slipped away, leaving only a bundle of letters on Marco’s desk.
Your final message was simple:
“Don’t let them hate me for this. Please. Just let them think I ran.”
The ship erupted into panic by nightfall.
Ace punched through a wall. “They’re gone?! What do you mean GONE?”
Izo ran through the corridors, calling your name until their voice broke.
Thatch turned the kitchen inside out like he expected you to be hiding in the cupboards, laughing.
Marco couldn’t speak.
He stood at the rail, gripping the wood so hard it splintered beneath his fingers.
Whitebeard stood behind him, silent, his massive shadow cast across the deck like a shroud.
“Do I tell them?” Marco rasped.
“No,” Whitebeard rumbled. “Not yet. Let them rage. Let them mourn in their own way.”
“But—”
“They wouldn’t understand it now,” he said. “Wait.”
A week passed. Then two.
No sign of you.
Your room remained untouched. Your absence echoed louder than any cannon fire.
They scoured islands. Questioned strangers. Considered kidnappers, Marines, even betrayal.
Ace refused to accept it. “They wouldn’t leave us! Not without a word. Not without—something.”
He went to Marco, desperate. “You know something. Tell me.”
Marco finally broke.
He gave Ace your letter.
Ace read it once. Then again and again. Then crumpled to the ground, screaming into his fists.
“They died?! All this time—they were dying?!”
Marco stood frozen, guilt crawling like acid beneath his skin.
“They didn’t want you to mourn them before they were gone,” he whispered. “They wanted to be loved, not pitied.”
Ace couldn’t answer. He just sobbed, curled around your crumpled letter like it could still warm him.
That night, Whitebeard gathered his sons and daughters.
He read your letters aloud. One by one. Each one aching with truth, memory, and love.
“To Ace — You made me feel alive, even when I was already halfway gone.” “To Izo — Thank you for making me beautiful when I felt invisible.” “To Thatch — You made every day sweeter, even the ones I didn’t think I’d survive.” “To Marco — Thank you for holding my secret when it crushed you. I love you most for that.” “To Oyaji — You gave me a family when I had nothing left. Thank you… for letting me die a Whitebeard Pirate.”
By the end, the deck was silent.
No sobs. Just breathless grief.
They didn’t throw a funeral.
They held a feast.
Not because they weren’t mourning—but because they knew you’d hate to see them broken.
They told stories. Passed your favorite drink around. Laughed, cried, and danced with ghosts.
And when the fire died down, Ace stared at the embers and whispered, “I hope you found peace, flame-heart.”
STRAWHAT PIRATES
You didn’t plan on dying at sea, but the Grand Line has a way of making plans for you. The first signs were subtle: a lingering fatigue you chalked up to busy days, aches you blamed on training, the dull pain in your side that you laughed off when Chopper asked if you were okay.
You knew before he did. Deep down, your body had been whispering the truth long before the words made it onto paper.
It wasn’t until you collapsed in the hallway between the kitchen and the infirmary that Chopper realized something was seriously wrong. When you woke up, it was to the sterile smell of the medical bay and his wide, terrified eyes.
“I ran every test,” he said, voice trembling. “And then I ran them again. It’s… it’s bad. Really bad.”
You nodded. Your throat was too dry to answer.
“I—I can’t fix it. Not with what we have on board. Maybe if we got to a major medical port, but even then, I don’t know if—”
You reached out, resting a hand on his tiny shoulder. “How long?”
He hesitated, ears flattening. “A month. Maybe.”
You didn’t cry. Not then. Not even when he begged to tell the others.
“No. Please. Let me have this. Just a month, Chopper.”
“They’ll never forgive me.”
“They will,” you said. “If they knew now, it’d ruin everything. I don’t want pity. I want memories.”
So you began to live. Fully, recklessly, as if the pain eating away at you was just a shadow at your back.
You started with Sanji. He was the easiest to be around, the one whose affection was loud and constant. Every meal became a moment: you insisted on helping in the kitchen, even when he protested. You chopped vegetables until your hands hurt, stirred sauces while leaning against him, snuck little bites when he wasn’t looking.
“You’re here a lot lately,” he said one afternoon, handing you a bowl of soup.
“I like watching you work,” you replied.
He grinned. “You trying to steal my heart, love?”
You leaned in and kissed his cheek. “Maybe.”
He went quiet for a beat. Then, more softly, “You look at me like you’re memorizing my face.”
You didn’t answer. Just smiled.
Zoro came next. You sparred with him almost every day now, ignoring the way your lungs burned, the way your legs shook. He didn’t say anything the first time you collapsed mid-match, just silently carried you to the infirmary.
“You’re pushing too hard,” he said.
“I need to,” you whispered.
“Why?”
You looked at him, really looked. “Because I don’t want to forget what it feels like to fight beside you.”
He frowned. “You’re acting like you’re running out of time.”
You forced a smile. “Aren’t we all?”
That night, he found you on the deck, staring at the stars.
He sat beside you, arms crossed. “You’re not saying something. I don’t like it.”
“I’m just tired.”
“I’d carry you, if you asked.”
Your heart ached. “I know.”
Luffy was harder.
He didn’t notice at first. You were careful around him—too careful. You laughed with him during meals, ran across islands with him, challenged him to stupid games on the deck. But he began to notice the way you lingered during hugs. The way you stared at him too long. The way your smiles didn’t quite reach your eyes.
One evening, you lay beside him on the figurehead, watching the horizon.
He turned his head toward you. “Are you gonna leave?”
You blinked. “What?”
“You look like you’re saying goodbye.”
You looked away. “I’m not. Not yet.”
He was quiet for a while. “I don’t want you to go.”
“I don’t want to either.”
He wrapped his arm around your shoulder and didn’t let go until you both fell asleep.
ou made time for everyone else too.
With Nami, you spent lazy afternoons in the library, pretending to study charts. She taught you how to draw maps. You traced the oceans of the world with your fingers and imagined places you’d never see.
“You’re getting good at this,” she said.
“I want to leave something behind,” you murmured.
She didn’t understand then. But she would.
Usopp was a light in the dark. You asked for bedtime stories, exaggerated tales of heroism and romance. He performed them with full sound effects, arms flailing, voice booming.
“You always laugh now,” he noted one night.
“It’s easy, when I’m with you.”
He blushed, scratching the back of his head. “You’re acting like I’m the best part of your day.”
You smiled. “You are.”
Robin gave you quiet comfort. She didn’t ask questions. She simply read to you, let you rest your head in her lap, brushed your hair back from your face.
“You’re calm,” you told her.
“You’re storming,” she replied.
You didn’t deny it.
Franky built you a swing on the back of the Sunny, facing the sea. You spent hours there, feet brushing over the waves, eyes on the endless blue.
“Super chill, right?” he said, adjusting the ropes.
You nodded. “It’s perfect.”
He caught your hand before he left. “You’re not okay.”
You looked up at him. “No.”
“Okay,” he said, voice tight. “You don’t have to be.”
Brook played lullabies for you. Sweet, simple things. You danced with him once, slow and clumsy.
“If I still had a heart,” he said softly, “I think it would ache.”
You rested your head against his chest. “Mine already does.”
Chopper was breaking. Every day, he looked at you like you were already fading. You caught him crying in the storage room once, holding one of your jackets.
“I can’t do this,” he whispered.
“You’re stronger than me,” you said, hugging him.
“I hate lying.”
“I know.”
You waited until they docked at a small island for supplies.
You left at dawn.
Left behind the stargazer chair. The flowered book. The slingshot. The meals. The love.
Left behind a stack of letters in Chopper’s room.
When the crew realized you were gone, Luffy panicked first.
“They wouldn’t leave! They’d never leave!”
Zoro was already on the dock, scanning the shoreline. Sanji lit a cigarette with shaking fingers.
They searched the island. They waited at the ship. They called for you until their voices cracked.
You didn’t come back.
That night, Chopper gathered them in the infirmary.
“I didn’t want to break the promise,” he said, voice trembling. “But… they’re gone. They were dying.”
No one moved.
“…What?”
“They only had a month. They asked me to let them live… without pity.”
Nami burst into tears. "They should’ve told us,”
Zoro punched the wall.
Luffy stood in stunned silence, until he screamed your name into the ocean wind.
They read your letters together. All huddled in the infirmary, hearts shattered.
“To Sanji — You made me feel wanted, even when I felt like a ghost.” “To Zoro — You were my anchor. I always knew where I stood when I was beside you.” “To Luffy — Thank you for being the sun. I needed the light more than you’ll ever know.” “To the Crew — You made me part of a family. You made me more than a dying story.”
They held a quiet vigil on the deck.
Brook played your song one last time. Robin scattered petals into the sea. Chopper lit a lantern and let it drift across the water.
They stayed on that island for days.
Then, they sailed forward—quieter, heavier—but with your memory in their hearts.
You were their nakama.
You were their heart.
You always would be.
hi guys! i just wanted to let you all know that i've decided to open up my requests again! that being said, things might be a little slower than usual because i’ve got some upcoming exams to prepare for as i stated here. so, i’ll be balancing that with working on requests as much as I can.
i’m excited to get back to creating for you! I’ll do my best to get to everything, just bear with me during this busy time. I can’t wait to see what y'all have in mind! pls know that ideas/suggestions are open too! and be specific with your requests pls! and also i dont plan on writing too much smut like some s3x scenes. i hope u all understand! thank u!!
Where were you? I didn't know you existed.
Hello, I'll be your new follower. You have wonderful stories.
but I would like to request one please
Gol D. Ann oh Portgas D Anne oh simply Anne the younger blood sister of Ace Portgas and sworn sister of Luffy and Sabo
Unlike her siblings, she followed the path of her adoptive grandfather Garp and became a marine. Against all odds, with the help of Garp, who hid his identity. But she was assigned as a pupil of Admiral Akainu, who trained her severely (unaware that she was the daughter and sister of two pirates). With her great talent, and as Akainu's pupil, the young woman rose rapidly within the Navy, rising to the rank of Rear Admiral of the Fleet.
Nobody knew that the young woman they believed to be loyal to the navy fell into the clutches of love, and none other than a pirate, and not just any pirate, but one who is a friend of her brother, Marco the Phoenix.
After her brother Ace was captured by the Navy, her grandfather forbade her from visiting him in the jungles. He even somehow arranged for her to be assigned a special mission so she wouldn't participate in the execution. Or rather, so she wouldn't intervene, since Garp knew her well.
When Akainu attacked Luffy and Ace stepped in. A small figure wrapped in a large white cloak Was wearing a clown mask Stayed in the middle with a Haki-filled sword between Akainu's sword arm and Ace's back She was able to briefly stop the enormous blow of power, using everything she had and managed to knock Akainu back a couple of steps But sacrificing her swords and mask The boys, upon seeing who it was, froze when they recognized her Ace An Luffy sister Anne didn't say anything, her eyes were on Akainu, she knew he shouldn't let his guard down Although he also seemed somewhat confused As did the other pirates nearby and a certain blond man who was covering his face with his hand Anne, idiot, that's a terrible way to block it, you almost ruined everything. You still haven't learned Haki by looking at his brothers. Approaching and kicking them hard, they landed right in Jimbe's arms. That's your way out, Sea Knight Jimbe. No, wait, Anne, the boys shouted as Jimbe started running again.
Akainu looked at the young woman, disappointed. While Anne wiped a trickle of blood from the corner of her lips, The traitorous Akainu prepared to attack Anne, but before that, Whitebeard attacked him. Anne's hands were still shaking from holding the swords so tightly. She gave up on the rest, feeling dizzy. But before she could fall, Marco held her.
Marco Anne, idiot Anne, calm down, it's fine. Order the retreat. Then you'll discipline me, looking at her lover with a smile.
Please excuse me for bothering you. I'm sure you can make something of that information and create a great story that humiliates Akainu, saves Ace, and makes Anne and Marco fall in love. I can give you a little gift if you want
thank u for the compliments! im glad u like my works, also thank u and no need for gifts but i appreciate it either way! <3 here u go! its not well written but, i hope u like it! 😅
Where the Fire Lives
In the chaos of Marineford, Anne risks everything — her life, her duty, her heart — to save the brothers she swore to protect.
Marco the phoenix x female oc
tags: slight angst, soft, sfw, ooc, near-death experience, platonic bonds, hidden identity, happy ending, oc, bl00d/v!olence
a/n: this js me trying to write ffs, this is experimental and for fun only, so expect this ffs a bit cringe
word count: 3.3k
masterlist | ko-fi
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The sun was merciless in Marineford as Rear Admiral Anne stood at perfect attention, her fists behind her back, posture drilled into her over years of Akainu's brutal training. Her dark navy coat fluttered slightly in the sea breeze, the crimson sash at her waist marking her as a Rear Admiral. Her name—simply "Anne"—was carved into the records of the Marines as one of its youngest rising stars, a combat prodigy in the mold of Garp the Hero.
Everyone knew she was Garp’s adoptive granddaughter. But no one knew she was the daughter of Gol D. Roger, or the blood sister of Portgas D. Ace. And only a precious few knew that when she vanished from Marineford for a week every few months, she was disappearing into the arms of Marco the Phoenix.
“Rear Admiral Anne,” came a sharp voice behind her.
She didn’t need to turn to know it was Sakazuki—Admiral Akainu.
“Reporting, Admiral,” she answered smoothly.
“You’ve been assigned to eliminate the remnants of the Valkor Pirates in West Blue,” Akainu growled, his boots echoing on the stone dock. “I want their ship sunk. No survivors.”
Anne internally winced, knowing Capone Valkor’s crew was more bark than bite these days. But she nodded. “Understood, Admiral.”
Akainu narrowed his eyes at her. “Don’t disappoint me, girl.”
She didn’t flinch. “I never do.”
“Anne!”
She barely dodged the flaming cannonball that tore through the mast behind her.
“Geez, Valkor’s boys are still this reckless?” she muttered, haki flaring around her fists.
In under five minutes, she dispatched the entire crew—most of whom leapt overboard after she shattered the deck with a single haki-charged stomp.
A call came through her Den Den Mushi as she stood triumphantly among the wreckage. “Mission complete. All enemies neutralized.”
“Very good, Rear Admiral~” came the smooth, amused voice of Borsalino—Admiral Kizaru. “Though you might’ve left a few more survivors. Paperwork, you know.”
“I’ll bring you souvenirs next time,” Anne deadpanned.
A week later, Anne was standing under the starlight of Sabaody Archipelago, pretending to look out over the ocean. But she wasn’t waiting for the view. She was waiting for him.
“You’re late,” she said as a blue flame flickered into existence behind her.
Marco emerged in full phoenix mode before shifting into his human form, brushing off his coat with a sheepish grin. “I’m technically a pirate. Time management isn’t our strong suit-yoi”
Anne turned to face him. “You’re lucky you’re handsome.”
“You’re lucky I like Marines with secrets-yoi” Marco shot back.
She smirked. “Careful, Marco. If Akainu ever finds out I’m dating a pirate, he’ll turn me into a lava puddle.”
He kissed her forehead. “He’d have to get through me first-yoi”
They didn’t talk about the danger of their affair. About how, if her identity as Gol D. Roger’s daughter came to light, the world would shatter.
Two months later, Anne was aboard a Marine ship tracking pirate movements in the New World.
“Rear Admiral,” a young Ensign called. “Reports indicate Portgas D. Ace was spotted with Whitebeard’s crew nearby.”
Anne tensed, then forced a casual shrug. “We’ll move in. Be cautious.”
As they neared the island, she took point, moving ahead of her men. The moment she landed, a burst of fire greeted her.
“I was wondering when the Marines would show up,” Ace called from a cliff.
Anne smirked. “You’re not as impressive in person as your bounty poster.”
Ace blinked. “Excuse me?”
“Portgas D. Ace. 550 million berries. Famous for being reckless and wearing the same shorts in every poster.”
Ace gawked. “Anne, it’s me! You’re seriously pretending we don’t know each other?”
She gave him a warning glare. “Keep your voice down, idiot.”
From behind a boulder, Marco peeked out with a choked laugh.
“Wait,” Ace whispered harshly, realizing. “You’re… oh no. You’re the Rear Admiral who Marco’s been sneaking off to see?”
Anne just crossed her arms, utterly unimpressed. “Congratulations. You’ve blown three secrets in ten seconds.”
Whitebeard’s laughter could be heard from the distance. “I like this girl. Smart and terrifying.”
Ace tried to recover, pointing dramatically at her. “She’s not that scary!”
Anne kicked him in the stomach.
He landed on Marco, groaning. “Okay. I take that back.”
As the sun dipped below the horizon, Anne sat with Marco on the edge of the cliff, feet dangling.
“Someday, all of this is going to fall apart,” she murmured.
Marco nodded. “And when it does?”
She squeezed his hand. “I’ll still choose you.”
He smiled. “You’re the only Marine I’d ever break the world for-yoi”
They watched the stars together, unaware that soon, everything would change.
Rear Admiral Anne stood at the training grounds of Marineford, sweat glistening down her brow as she completed her fifth round of drills. Her haki-enhanced strikes shattered practice dummies with ease. Spectators—young recruits and seasoned captains alike—watched with a mix of awe and wariness.
"She's terrifying," one whispered. "Like Vice-Admiral Garp, but with fewer laughs and more death stares."
Anne sheathed her sword and rolled her shoulders. She had a rendezvous scheduled soon, but appearances needed maintaining.
"Rear Admiral Anne," Vice Admiral Tsuru approached, folding her arms behind her back. "I heard your last mission was executed flawlessly."
Anne gave a crisp salute. "Yes, ma'am. Pirate remnants neutralized. Minimal Marine casualties."
Tsuru's eyes twinkled. "Good. You're making waves, girl. Maybe even too many."
Before Anne could answer, a new voice chimed in.
"Too many waves means you’re swimming upstream. Dangerous for someone your size."
Anne groaned inwardly. "Hello, Aokiji-san."
Admiral Aokiji, casually dressed even in the fortress of order that was Marineford, gave her a lazy nod. "I saw your form earlier. Your haki’s improving. You punch like a cannon now."
"Thanks," she replied dryly. "Maybe one day I’ll hit hard enough to knock the lazy out of you."
"Scary." Aokiji mock shivered.
Tsuru chuckled and dismissed herself. As she left, Garp appeared from a nearby barracks hallway, munching on rice crackers.
"Brat," he barked.
Anne turned. "Grandpa."
Garp waved away a few curious recruits and yanked her into his office.
The moment the door closed, he slammed a fist into the desk, causing it to groan. "You’ve been meeting with that Phoenix boy again, haven’t you!?"
Anne didn't deny it. "Yes. And before you say anything—I’m not stupid. We’re careful."
"Careful won’t stop an imprisonment if someone finds out. You think Sengoku wouldn’t throw you in Impel Down if he knew what you’ve been doing—"
"I know, Grandpa." Her voice cracked, soft but firm. "I know the weight I carry. I chose this life because you believed I could change things from inside. I still believe that. But I won’t stop seeing Marco."
Garp sighed, sitting heavily. "You remind me too much of your brothers sometimes."
Anne smiled faintly. "Isn’t that a compliment?"
Garp just shoved more crackers into his mouth and grumbled. "Don't do something you’ll regret!”
That night, under the shroud of darkness and an overcast sky, Anne rendezvoused with Marco again—this time on a quiet island dock in the New World. After exchanging a few quiet, stolen moments together, Marco's expression shifted from his usual warm smile to something a bit more serious, as if he was weighing his words carefully.
“Weeks without seeing you feels like three years,” Marco murmured as he landed in his hybrid form.
Anne leaned into him. “Says the man who literally caught fire to dodge my last message Den Den.”
He chuckled. “You scare me when you're annoyed. And your last note said, ‘We need to talk.’ That’s usually not romantic-yoi"
“I had to make it sound like a Marine order. Just in case.”
Marco lifted her chin. “You sure you still want this? With everything heating up out there… war might not be far.”
Anne nodded, gaze resolute. “I’m sure. Besides… my heart decided before my rank did.”
They kissed, long and desperate, like time itself might steal the moment. For now, there were no emblems. No ranks. Just warmth.
"Anne," Marco sighed, his brow furrowing. "I need to talk to you about something serious. Teach killed thatch and stole his devil fruit…and Ace—he's going after teach-yoi"
Anne’s face grew serious as she listened, her heart tightening with concern. "He’s after teach?" she repeated softly, her mind racing. "Marco, I’ve got bad feelings for this… this bad feeling that something’s off. I don’t want him to go after Teach without understanding what he’s truly up against."
Marco nodded, but his worry didn't quite vanish from his eyes.
Later, after the night faded into silence and after they shared their warmth in a stolen kiss, Anne left with a heavy heart.
A few weeks passed before Anne crossed paths with Ace again. This time, he was alone, his usual smirk replaced by something harder, a look that spoke of a man who had made a decision. She stopped dead in her tracks as their gazes locked. “Ace,” Anne’s voice cut through the silence between them. “I heard. About Teach. You’ve got to be careful. He’s not someone you can just take down with fire alone.” She looked at her brother, seeing the stubbornness in his eyes, but also the uncertainty that she had been fearing. “Promise me you’ll be cautious.” Ace chuckled, ruffling Anne’s hair. “Of course. You’re still the overprotective little sister, huh?” But then his expression softened. “I’ll be careful, Anne. I’m not looking to get myself killed. But Teach won’t just sit around. I need to end this before it spirals out of control.” Anne nodded, her voice quiet but firm. “I know. Just don’t let that man get the better of you.” She kissed his cheek before pulling away, her eyes scanning the horizon like she could see the storm brewing in the distance. “And I’ll make sure Marco knows how to get in touch with me, in case things go sideways.”
Back at Marineford that evening, Anne stood atop the tower, looking at the sea.
She felt a presence behind her and spoke without turning.
“Kizaru-san. What now?”
The Admiral leaned casually against the railing. “You’re quite the enigma, Anne-chan~”
“Am I?”
“You train like a soldier, vanish like a thief, and fight like a demon...Even Sakazuki’s starting to wonder...about you~”
Anne stayed silent.
Kizaru smiled faintly. “You remind me of Roger’s crew... I fought them once, you know...Your eyes? Same fire~”
Her heart stuttered.
“But~” he continued, “you fight for us... So I won’t ask questions... Not yet~”
He vanished in a glimmer of light, leaving her breathless.
Later that night, Anne found herself in Garp’s office again.
“You’re being watched,” he warned her.
“I know.”
He sighed. “Something’s coming, Anne. You need to decide which side you’re truly on.”
She looked up, eyes glowing with resolve. “I already chose. I just don’t think the world’s ready for that choice yet.”
The jungles of the New World were thick and wild, but Anne moved through them like a ghost, her mind elsewhere.
She should have been at Marineford. She should have been at her brother’s side.
Instead, her grandfather Garp had sent her here, on a special mission. A mission that conveniently kept her far from Ace’s execution. Anne wasn’t stupid. She knew exactly what Garp had done — and why.
He knows I would have tried to stop it.
And he was right.
Because no matter her rank, no matter her duty, she would have torn the world apart to protect Ace and Luffy.
The day of the execution, Anne felt it.
The shift in the air.
The roaring Haki that seemed to tear the sky apart.
The terror.
Without thinking, she dropped everything. Her orders, her mission — none of it mattered. She boarded a small craft and forced it through the raging seas toward Marineford, her heart pounding louder than the crashing waves.
She arrived in the middle of chaos.
The war was already at its peak. Pirates and Marines clashed like titans across the shattered ice and broken ships. Screams filled the air. Blood stained the ground.
Anne didn’t hesitate.
She threw a large white cloak over herself, pulled a battered clown mask over her face, and sprinted toward the execution platform.
She arrived just in time to see Akainu aiming a killing blow at Luffy’s exposed back.
Ace moved instinctively — but Anne moved faster.
With a burst of Haki, she hurled herself between Akainu’s magma fist and Ace. Her sword, coated in everything she had left, clashed against the Admiral's burning attack.
The ground shook beneath them.
Anne gritted her teeth, feeling her arms tremble violently from the impact. Her sword cracked under the overwhelming heat and pressure, and her mask shattered, falling from her face.
The world seemed to freeze.
Ace’s eyes widened in horror.
“Anne?!” Ace gasped, horror and relief blending in his voice.
Anne’s lips curled into a small, defiant smile, even as blood dripped down her chin.
She didn’t speak. She couldn't. All she could do was push with everything she had.
For one, brief, shining second — she knocked Akainu back.
The Admiral stumbled, his magma fist withdrawing for the first time.
Anne staggered, the broken remains of her swords falling from her hands. She barely registered the shocked gasps from the surrounding pirates — or the way a certain blond man was covering his face with a shaking hand.
"Anne, you idiot," Marco muttered under his breath, torn between pride and absolute panic.
Anne wiped the blood from her mouth and turned her head just enough to see Ace and Luffy, still frozen in shock.
"Go," she rasped, her voice barely more than a whisper. "Now."
You ended up kicking both Ace and Luffy square in the stomach, sending them flying into Jimbe's waiting arms.
“Jinbe!” Marco barked. “Get them the hell out of here!”
“No! Anne!” Luffy screamed, reaching out as Jinbe grabbed him and bolted, Ace struggling in his grip.
Anne didn’t turn to look. She couldn’t.
Her focus was still locked onto Akainu, who had recovered from his stumble and was now glaring at her with cold fury.
“You… traitorous brat!” Akainu growled, his fists crackling with magma. “You dare betray justice!?”
Anne gave a tired, mocking smile. "If your 'justice' means killing my brothers," she said hoarsely, "then I'll betray it a thousand times over."
Anne dropped into a shaky stance, barely able to lift her fists. She didn't care about justice anymore.
All she cared about was Ace and Luffy’s safety.
Akainu charged, magma exploding from the ground around him. Anne dodged and weaved, her body moving on instinct, using her smaller size and speed to slip past his heavy, devastating blows.
A magma fist scorched the air inches from her face — she spun under it and slashed his side with a quick, Haki-laced strike, leaving a shallow cut across his coat.
The nearby pirates gawked.
Anne, barely able to stand minutes ago, had injured an Admiral.
Akainu snarled in fury and attacked again, faster and more vicious.
Anne ducked under a molten punch, then headbutted his chin with a burst of Haki so fierce it sent him staggering back two steps.
The Whitebeard Pirates watching in the distance let out a stunned cheer.
"Get him, brat!" someone yelled.
Anne wiped the blood from her forehead, grinning fiercely.
"What's wrong, Akainu?!" she taunted, voice dripping with sarcasm. "Getting beaten by a 'brat' half your size?"
Akainu’s face twisted in rage, steam pouring from his body.
He slammed his fists into the ground, magma exploding upward in a deadly wave.
Anne charged right through it.
Her cloak caught fire. Her boots melted. But she kept going — straight at him.
With a wild, reckless cry, she jumped and drove the hilt of her broken sword into his face, cracking his nose with a brutal crunch.
The battlefield fell silent.
Anne landed in a crouch, panting hard, the remains of her sword still clutched tightly.
Akainu staggered back, one hand flying to his bleeding nose.
The Admiral of Absolute Justice, humiliated — by a girl he once called nothing more than a "soldier."
Anne smirked up at him, cocky despite the blood dripping from her mouth.
But it couldn't last.
The moment passed.
Akainu roared, his entire body exploding with magma and fury, and Anne had no more strength left to dodge.
She raised her battered arms in a last, defiant stance—
Akainu surged forward, rage burning brighter than ever—but before his blow could land, a massive quake shook the battlefield.
Whitebeard.
The old pirate crashed into Akainu with a roar, sending the Admiral flying back with a devastating blow of his bisento.
Anne gasped for breath, her vision swimming. Her legs buckled—
—and Marco caught her before she hit the ground.
"Anne," Marco muttered, his voice thick with emotion. He cradled her against him, his hands glowing faintly with phoenix energy to try and slow her bleeding.
"Marco," she whispered weakly, clinging to his jacket.
"You idiot," he repeated, forehead pressing briefly against hers. "You almost got yourself killed."
Anne gave a faint, bloodied smile. "But… worth it, right?"
Marco swallowed hard. He couldn’t deny it. She had saved Ace. She had saved all of them.
He lifted her easily into his arms. “We’re retreating. Now.”
As the Whitebeard Pirates gathered to pull back, carrying their wounded and fallen, Anne closed her eyes against Marco’s chest, finally letting the exhaustion consume her.
Aftermath
Anne woke up to the sound of the ocean.
She was aboard a ship — not a Marine ship, but one of the Whitebeard Pirates’ vessels.
Her body ached from head to toe. Every muscle screamed in protest. Her hands were wrapped in thick bandages, her ribs tightly bound.
She tried to sit up — and immediately fell back with a groan.
“Don’t even try it.”
Marco’s voice drifted from the side of her bed. She turned her head to see him sitting there, arms crossed, looking more exhausted than she’d ever seen him.
"You broke both your arms, cracked three ribs, burned your hands, and gave yourself a concussion," he said flatly. "And somehow you still thought it was a good idea to stand in front of Akainu."
Anne winced. "Is Ace…?"
Marco’s expression softened.
"He’s safe. Thanks to you. Him and Luffy both."
Anne sagged with relief, tears burning her eyes. She scrubbed at them weakly with the back of her bandaged hand.
Marco reached out and caught her hand gently.
"Thank you," he said quietly. "For saving our family."
Anne squeezed his fingers weakly. "Always."
Meanwhile, back at Marine Headquarters:
Garp sat on the edge of a ruined wall, staring blankly at the sea.
Sengoku stood beside him, arms folded.
"You knew she’d do it," Sengoku said quietly.
Garp let out a loud, boasting laugh. "Of course I did! She's my granddaughter after all!"
He closed his eyes.
“She’s got the blood of monster running through her veins. And the heart of a fool.”
Sengoku didn't argue. He simply laid a hand on Garp’s shoulder and squeezed once, silently.
They had all lost today.
And yet, somehow, Anne had managed to save something precious.
Later, on the Whitebeard ship:
Under the blanket of stars, Anne sat on the deck, wrapped in a thick coat, watching the ocean drift by. Her hands still trembled, but she didn’t mind.
Marco dropped down beside her, handing her a cup of hot tea.
They sat in silence for a long time, the night air cool and salty.
Finally, Anne spoke.
"I'm sorry," she whispered.
"For what?"
"For worrying you."
Marco snorted quietly. "You're a pirate now, Anne. Worrying me is part of the deal."
She gave him a crooked smile.
Then, softly, Marco reached over and pressed his forehead against hers again.
"You’re family now," he murmured. "And we protect our own."
Anne closed her eyes, feeling the warmth of his presence against the cold night.
For the first time since the war had started, she let herself believe—
Maybe everything wasn't lost after all.
shanks x reader with a cat-like or cat based zoan devil fruit?
sounds cool www
Claws, Cuddles, and Catnip Chaos
Shanks will do anything to win over the crew’s mischievous cat-like Devil Fruit user—even if it means competing with Benn and surviving a sneak-attack nap.
shanks x reader | ONE SHOT tags: fluff, sfw, light romance, nap cuddles, clingy antics, catnip a/n: this js me trying to write ffs, this is experimental and for fun only, so expect this ff a bit cringe, akward, and confusing word count: 991
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: 𓏲🐋 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖✩࿐࿔ 🌊
There were exactly three things the Red-Haired Pirates learned about you very quickly:
You were a certified menace in a cat’s body.
You had zero respect for personal space—unless it was Shanks’s.
You absolutely, unapologetically favored Benn Beckman.
"She purrs for you, Benn?! I've fed her, I've scratched her ears, I even gave her that weird fish jerky from Dressrosa!"
Shanks was sulking—again—as you laid sprawled across Benn’s lap like a lazy feline sunbathing, flicking your tail with royal indifference while he casually stroked between your ears.
“She lets me pet her when she’s in a good mood,” Benn replied calmly, taking a drag of his cigar. “Maybe try not throwing her off your shoulder when she lands there mid-meeting.”
“She knocked over seven mugs in ten seconds!”
“I was clearing the table for snacks,” you muttered, not opening your eyes.
“You yeeted a map. Into the ocean.”
You rolled onto your back, belly up, tail flicking toward Benn’s arm. “Benny understands me. Right, Benny?”
Benn chuckled, slow and satisfied. “You’re a little gremlin, but you’re my gremlin.”
Shanks practically burst into flames from jealousy. “That’s MY gremlin!”
"Ownership implies consent," you said, still not moving.
“You SLEPT ON HIS DESK FOR THREE HOURS!”
“I was asserting dominance.”
Shanks’s eye twitched.
You’d sauntered into the war room mid-strategy meeting, tail high, whiskers twitching with curiosity. No one questioned it. You did this all the time.
Except this time, instead of knocking over a globe or licking a compass like a weirdo, you simply walked across the table, plopped down on Benn’s open map, and curled up into a ball.
Then you snored.
For three hours.
Shanks tried to nudge you off gently at first.
You bit him.
When Benn reached over and scratched your chin, you purred like a motorboat and flopped onto your side.
"Traitor," Shanks muttered.
"Alright, that's it," Shanks declared, standing on a barrel dramatically. "From now on, I'm enacting Operation: Make Cat Fall in Love with Me."
Benn raised an eyebrow. "That’s the name you’re going with?"
"YES," Shanks snapped. "Step one: catnip. Step two: fish. Step three: ultimate snuggles."
"She’ll see right through it," Benn said, but he was smirking.
You stretched and yawned loudly. “I can hear you, you know.”
“I’m not hiding it!” Shanks declared. “I’m wooing you.”
“Woo me and you die.”
“You’re saying that now,” he said, pointing dramatically. “But just wait.”
Step one was—predictably—catnip.
You were wise to his games this time, narrowing your eyes at the sprig he dangled like a bribe.
“I’m not falling for it again.”
“Come on,” Shanks wheedled. “Just a sniff.”
“Nope.”
Shanks leaned in, holding it under your nose like a shady merchant. “High-quality, imported, no sticks.”
You hissed and batted it out of his hand.
Then you lunged and stuffed it in your shirt.
“…I said I wasn’t falling for it, not that I was above stealing it.”
Shanks blinked. “...Fair.”
Shanks cooked. Personally.
The crew avoided the galley like it was on fire.
When you walked in, the smell of something vaguely edible reached your nose. Shanks stood with a crooked smile, apron inside out, face smudged with flour, and a suspiciously burnt fish in hand.
“For you.”
You sniffed it.
You stared.
“Did… did you use rum instead of oil?”
“I panicked!”
You padded over to Benn and took the jerky he always kept in his coat pocket.
Shanks’s soul left his body.
It happened completely by accident.
You were curled up on your usual sunspot near the helm, tail twitching softly as the Red Force cut through calm seas. You’d been lounging near Benn earlier, of course, but he’d gone to smoke and you felt… restless.
The sun was warm.
The wind was soft.
Shanks was lying in the hammock like a lounging idiot, one leg up, book on his face, softly snoring.
And for some reason, your legs just walked over. Your ears twitched. Your instincts went haywire.
And before you could even think, you leapt into the hammock like a heat-seeking missile and curled up on his chest.
Shanks woke with a loud OOF.
He froze.
He blinked up through his book… and found you, kneading his chest absentmindedly, eyes already half-lidded, clearly ready for a nap.
“Wha…”
“Shh,” you mumbled. “You’re warm. Good pillow.”
He nearly died on the spot.
She’s on me, he thought. She chose ME. Over Benn.
He let his arm slowly wrap around you like he was defusing a bomb. Then he just laid there, stiff as a board, trying not to breathe too loudly.
When Benn walked by and raised a brow, Shanks grinned like a victorious maniac.
“She came to me,” he mouthed.
Benn just puffed his cigar and said, “Try not to scare her off.”
“She’s purring,” Shanks whispered smugly. “She likes me now.”
“I give it five minutes before she sneezes and claws your face.”
You sneezed violently.
Your claws came out.
“OH GOD MY NIPPLE.”
You sat on the railing, brushing your tail as the moonlight washed over the deck. Shanks sat nearby, nursing his dignity and some scratch marks under his shirt.
“…Still worth it,” he mumbled.
You side-eyed him. “You’re a masochist.”
“I like a challenge.”
You flicked his forehead with your tail. “You’re annoying.”
He grinned. “But you like me.”
“…No comment.”
You hopped off the rail and stretched. Then, casually, you flopped down and laid your head in his lap.
He froze again.
“…Are you trying to kill me with happiness?”
You yawned. “You’re comfy. Better than your fish, that’s for sure.”
He beamed.
“You like me more than Benn?”
“Don’t push it.”
“But—”
You shot him a glare. “I will go scratch his beard and nap in his bunk again.”
Shanks shut up real fast.
“…I’ll take the win.”
Hello, great and wonderful writer. Please could you write some romance? Y/n is part of the navy. A high-ranking officer handled sensitive information. A few years ago, she was recruited, or rather kidnapped, by Shirohige's pirates. The reason was the younger sister of one of their crew members. I looked at her from across the stone bars of the sea. Her head, parts of her face, and ribs were bandaged. You should at least listen to me. Was so much violence against your brother necessary? Go away, you whispered. I hate you for bringing me here. Tell that scoundrel Phoenix that he's a coward. Maco x Y/n
hii! this is a good fic, but im afraid I might need more details and context... i apologize, but im having a bit of confusion picturing some scenarios. i just need some clarification on these parts, then ill start writing it 1. "she was requited/kidnapped by shirohige's pirate and the reason was the younger sister of one of their crew members." - is she "kidnapped" because yn had an affiliation with one of the crew members' younger sister? or is it because she caught the younger sister of a member of the crew? or something else? 2. "I looked at her from across the stone bars of the sea. Her head, parts of her face, and ribs were bandaged. You should at least listen to me. Was so much violence against your brother necessary? Go away, you whispered. I hate you for bringing me here. Tell that scoundrel Phoenix that he's a coward." - this part is a bit confusing for me, should yn be the one to say this? or someone else was saying it? thanks!!
Thoughts on Prince from SWORD? Would you write something for him?
hmmm, he a lowk fine shyt w his silly hat so yea, i might write something for him in the future, since i dont have any ideas for him just yet. but if u have lmk!!
You and Luffy accidentally get married by a hyper-intelligent vending machine on Egghead Island. The crew takes it way too seriously, but Luffy is surprisingly into it.
LUFFY X GN!READER | ONE SHOT tags: fluff, sfw, acc!dental marriage, ooc a/n: this js me trying to write ffs, this is experimental and for fun only, so expect this ffs a bit cringe word count: 706
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: 𓏲🐋 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖✩࿐࿔ 🌊
Egghead Island sparkled like something out of a futuristic dream. Or a nightmare. Depending on who you asked.
Laser drones zipped overhead, holographic sharks swam through the air, and the vending machines charged a 40% service fee to flirt with you.
You were already over it.
“What the hell is this?” you asked, staring at the sleek, metal screen of a suspicious-looking marriage kiosk that had popped out of a wall.
"CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NUPTIAL INTEREST!" it blared.
You winced. “Nope. Not interested.”
Behind you, Luffy was already poking the glowing buttons like a toddler with a remote. “Oooh! What’s this do?”
“Don’t press that.”
He pressed it.
A beam of golden light scanned the both of you. "MATCH ACCEPTED," it beeped. “YOU ARE NOW LEGALLY MARRIED UNDER VEGAPUNK CODE 6.66 SUB-SECTION WE BALL.”
You blinked. “…What.”
Luffy blinked. “Cool.”
He grabbed your hand with that signature, easy grin. “We’re married now! Sweet!”
“LUFFY—”
Twenty seconds later, the rest of the crew found out.
Chopper: “You guys WHAT!?”
Sanji: (sobbing) “WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, Y/N-CWAAAAN!?”
Robin: (smiling behind a book) “How lovely. I hope it was a beautiful ceremony.”
Zoro: “Of course you two would get hitched by a vending machine.”
Franky: “THIS IS SUPER!! WE GOTTA THROW A RECEPTION!!”
Jinbei: (serene) “I’ll call this divine destiny.”
Usopp: “Waitwaitwait—do we all have to get married now?? Is it contagious?!”
Nami, arms crossed, was the only one who looked vaguely sensible. “We’re not on a honeymoon, you idiots. We’re on a mission. Can’t believe you got fake-married on an island run by six genius maniacs.”
“It’s not fake,” Luffy said proudly, wrapping his arm around your shoulders.
“It’s legally binding,” the vending machine added.
“LUFFY,” you groaned, facepalming. “We are not actually married—”
“But you held my hand,” he said with a pout.
“I was trying to stop you from pressing the stupid buttons!”
“But you didn’t let go shishishi” he added.
You were going to kill him. Or maybe yourself. Or maybe the vending machine.
Over the next few days, the crew refused to let it go.
Nami “accidentally” started assigning you and Luffy shared quarters.
Franky built a honeymoon hover-chair for two that followed you around and played romantic music at inopportune moments.
Brook wrote a song called “Wedded Bliss on a Warped Island” and played it constantly.
Zoro made gagging noises every time you entered a room.
Even Vegapunk Stella got involved.
“Fascinating bond signature,” he mused, looking at the machine’s readings. “Unusual compatibility levels. Perhaps a cosmic entanglement. Or just dumb luck.”
You were ready to drown in holographic seagull juice.
Luffy didn’t help.
He insisted on calling you "my spouse."
He’d hold your hand while walking down the lab halls like it was the most casual thing ever.
He used you as a pillow during naps—okay, not new behavior—but now he’d nuzzle your shoulder and murmur, “This is what married people do.”
You tried to zap him with a soft stun from your energy-based power.
He laughed and asked for more.
He started sharing his food.
You shared back.
He offered you half his meat skewer.
You offered him half your fruit cube.
You even started sitting next to him at dinner on purpose.
...You were doomed.
One night, while stuck in a laser barrier room together (thanks to Luffy pressing another suspicious button), things got quiet.
“Hey, Y/N,” Luffy said, lying next to you on the cold sci-fi floor.
“Yeah?”
“Do you wanna be married for real someday?”
You paused.
“With… you?”
“Yeah.”
You turned to face him. “You don’t even know what marriage is.”
He smiled, soft and crooked. “I know it means I get to be with you all the time.”
You blinked. Your powers, which usually sparked when you were annoyed or overwhelmed, glimmered gently around your fingertips like starlight instead.
You didn’t respond. Just nudged his leg with yours.
He took that as a yes.
The next day, the machine short-circuited itself trying to process “divorce.”
You pretended to be annoyed.
But when Luffy yelled, “Don’t worry, I didn’t want a divorce anyway!!” and tackled you into a hug, your powers sparked again—glowing soft blues and pinks this time.
And you let him hold you.