Oof Right In My Testifeels

Tell me your own or someone else funny lGBTQ+ story

I would totally do this.

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

Don't were this check is from but I'll reblog this for fun

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Hahahaha this is too funny i have to reblog this hahahahahaha😆😆😆😆😆

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

I don't y but this feels like I'm going 2 do this too in the future

Hahaha i can relate hahaha😆😆😆😆

Me when I'm writing and hoping for the best

Oh holy velociraptor bring me thy victory today.

I know right

Look at this cute catto

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Oof my heart can't handle the cuteness *dies*