Prompt: Undead

Sometimes I feel bad for Kurogiri and the stuff he needs to put up with.

RIP Tomura Shigaraki you would’ve loved starting every sentence with “chat,”

game start

Remain : Verb. Continue to exist, especially after other similar people or things have ceased to do so.

Ochako: Hold on, we’re breaking up. Let me call you back.

Toga: I’m pregnant with your child!

Ochako: what

Ochako: Himiko, we’re lesbians

Toga: Sorry, I panicked. You meant the phone signal, didn’t you?

Toga: I have to go. Touya is laughing at me and I need to stab him.

Y’all my favorite headcanon that I saw is that Aizawa is quiet and barely talks when he’s in public, but when he’s at home he just goes to yap town w/ his husband :*)

Mr. Compress: “As a bonding experiment, I want everyone to go around the circle and pay a compliment to the person next to them. I’ll go first. Dabi, you are a very strong asset to the league and though you are reluctant to open up, your loyalty shines through your actions and I appreciate that. Okay, Dabi, now you go.”

Dabi looking at Tomura.

Dabi: “Pass.”

Toga: “You can’t pass.”

Dabi: “I just did.”

Twice: “You gotta say something nice.”

Spinner: “I don’t think he’s capable of that.”

Dabi: “What do you want me to say? That he’s an okay leader?? That he’s gotten us this far??? That I find it super hot every time he decays someone?!?!?”

Everyone: “…”

Mr. Compress, clapping: “Excellent job, Dabi! Tomura your turn!”

Tomura, turning towards Twice: “Uhh… you’re funny.”

Twice: “Thank you!”

Dabi: “I hate this game.”

In the hospital…

*beep beep beep*

Toga: Bro your heartrate.

Shigaraki: Who’s that bitch holding Dabi’s hand across the hall?

Toga: That’s his sister! Damn, you gotta chill. You’re worse than me!

"I still need to be a hero for those guys- the villains"