And to think I said "pid" instead of pod smh
BEN & Jeff: We're two peas in a pod.
Y/N: No bitch, y'all two rees in a tard.
Midnight babysitting- Part 1 Part 2
The Best Neighbor- Blurb
King!Schlatt blurb
The Schlatt Way (blurb)
Bathtime
A Broken Promise
Collared
Thick (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
A Lone Call
An Unforgettable Dream
Face Sitting
Killer!Reader Headcannons
Happy Tears
Too Tall
The Lion and The Loser (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
Survival Tactics (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
Pink Skirts (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
The Best Kind of Crazy (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
Crazy in Love (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
Only Friends (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
Sweet Dreams (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
Mask On, Mask Off (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
Blood Lust (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
Reverse Stalker (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
Besties (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
Like a Drug (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
Creep (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
Good morning
Bentley (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
I’ll Be Good (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
I’ll Be Good (Inbox, Coming Soon!)
thinking about working on asks cuz i have like 15 too many in my inbox-
i gotta stop saving requests as drafts to look at things because I JUST LOST ANOTHER ONE WTF TUMBLR so big apologies to whoever requested something about reader discovering charlie’s the killer
i want him to breed me while he whines, my ovaries are quivering
JJ: Why the fuck are you moving so fast?
*Me, maneuvering around the kitchen, making a strawberry milk*
Me: I need to get it done before the poptarts po- NOOO
*The poptarts pop, and I drop to my knees, literally sobbing*
JJ: Wtf is wrong with you
Credit to @certifiedleashchild
BRUH
UHH SCHLATT JUST KILLED ME ON COD??? HELLO??? IS THIS REAL? IM IN GENUINE SHOCK
Holy fucking shit Kirk Hammett! Istg this man will be the death of me. This is a can opener, Kirk Hammett is a leg opener, okay!? Istg I will spread my legs right here, right now! I don't give a shit if he's 60, he better get his aSS OVER HERE BEFORE I RIP THOSE DAMN PANTS OFF LIKE A FUCKING FERAL ANIMAL!-
I love this man <3
HIS LAUGHHH!!
HOLY SHIT THAT ANON WAS RIGHT, MYTHOS DOES SOUND LIKE DANNY
LISTEN TO THE BEGGING AND WHIMPERS
IF ONLY IN MY DREAMS
Streamer Danny AU 👀
THE WHIMPERING AT THE END IS SO ON BRAND
HES SO SWEET AND CUTE
Hello love, I hope you're doing well, if you write for Michael Myers I was wondering if you could do a nsfw fic/headcanons/blurb, really anything you'd like, of reader constantly caring for him, feeding him, etc, and so one day he repays them by just absolutely dicking them down and getting them a collar (If you're comfortable with it) as he's grown to care for them, gender doesn't quite matter to me, thanks baby have a lovely day/night <3.
OMFG ANON YOU ARE SPEAKING MY LOVE LANGUAGE! Yes it is midnight. Yes I have work tomorrow. But I dont care, this NEEDS to happen now. Let's get into it.
Michael Myers x GN reader
Warnings: Soft boy Michael Myers, Soft smut, 1978 Halloween, pet names, love making and any more i forgot
You were what people considered a doting lover. Whenever Michael would come home after a spree, you would immediately assess his wounds and run him a hot bath so you could read to him while cuddling in the tub.
You never thought that Michael would reciprocate the care. But one day he walked into your room with his hands behind his back. You look up from your book and into the beautiful blue eyes you had grown to love behind that mask.
"Michael? What do you need baby?" You ask, tilted your head slightly, almost mimicking him when he was looking at a victim. He slowly pulled out a beautiful red collar from behind him, the word 'Michael's' monogrammed on it. He pulled out a sign in his other hand which read 'I thought this would be fun. Do you wanna try it?' in his messy handwriting. You smile and motion for him to come over while putting down your book. He lays his head down in your lap and you ask for permission before pulling off his mask.
"I'm glad you were thinking of me, Mikey." You say in a loving tone while scratching his scalp, causing him to lean into your touch and moan happily.
☆Time skip by Michael's huge cock☆
You groaned as he tugged on the collar, pounding into you gently. Your face held a dopey smile and you reached up to tangle your fingers into his curly brown hair.
"Faster Mikey, please~" You moaned as his cock nudged against that special spot. He nodded and smiled as he did as you pleased, making you feel a way you never had.
You pulled him by the back of his neck into a soft kiss. You felt him smile against your soft embrace, lips molded to fit each others perfectly.
"I...I love you~" Michael's voice called out to you for the first time.
You gasp as you hear his beautiful, raspy voice. You tear up in happiness in response.
"I love you too baby."
Alright anon! I had a lot of fun writing this. I hope you enjoyed!
Kai, She/They and fucking horny for fictional murderers, Currently obsessed with The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Motley 🫀
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