I Keep Re-reading “midnight Babysitting” And It Just Gets Better 👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏TIME👏

Kinktober list babyyyyyy! Ik its early but still. Send me ur asks and ill put them on da list!

1. Lingerie

2. Dacryphilia

3. Temperature Play

4. Cosplay

5. Dry Humping

6. Public

7. Corruption

8. Degradation

9. Hair pulling

10. Marking

11. Cockwarming

12. Bondage

13. Knife kink

14. Edging

15. Somnophilia

16. Squirting

17. Overstimulation

18. Exhibitionism

19. Face sitting

20. Toys

21. Bath Sex

22. Mommy Kink

23. Thigh Riding

24. Dirty Talk

25. CunnilIgus

26. Praise

27. Body Worship

28. Mutual Masterbation

29. Phone Sex

30. Size Kink

31. Breeding

THIS BUT SCHLATT

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omg this has been sitting in my inbox for so fucking long i’m so sorry i don’t deserve yall! but anywho

i feel like this would have to be him after getting home from like recording a chuckle sandwich episode at ted’s or something. like he’s been gone for more than an hour so OF COURSE he misses you so much and being in you.

and as soon as he gets home he runs to the bedroom and like swan dives into the bed- and you end up sitting there like that for an hour silently enjoying each other company while you scroll on your phone <3

until he inevitably gets too horny and bored and rails the shit out of you

Screaming without the s

Officer Puppy

Leon S. Kennedy x GN reader Smut

Tags: smut, nsfw, dom!reader, sub!leon, teasing, pet names/praise kink, begging

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This was torture for Leon, sitting at the campfire as he watched as Y/n was telling a story, they looked stunning with the orange light reflecting on their face. Leon was smitten by them, he always formed crushes easily but this one was so much different, it bordered on obsession sometimes. Leon loved strong, powerful characters and that was what initially attracted him to them, but after spending what little time he had in the Fog made fall into blind love. Y/n was magnetic and stunning, pulling him in with subtle glances that they’d turn flirty with a simple wink and adorable chuckle, it left his brain blue screened. Or the powerful energy you have, powerful was an understatement. Being in your presence of pure confidence and lightheartedness was almost regal, it was warm and inviting and Leon felt himself, like many others, at ease despite this hellish landscape. He loved their sarcastic and flirty humour, always twisting conversations or simple passing words into a suggestive joking theme. Leon was enthralled with watching you, but he wanted more like a greedy child. He quickly found it harder to be in your presence, not because of anything negative but rather the amount of sexuality they exude left him boiling under the collar. Leon wanted them so much and he couldn’t tell if they did too, Y/n flirted with everyone, that was their thing, and it was torture to watch.

Leon noticed he becomes jealous when you would be flirty with David, Feng, or Yui, you seem to swing every way and he hated your attention being divided. Leon wanted Y/n’s attention solely on him. Even now they would gently push nearby survivors when joking, he wishes he was in their place. Just as Leon was about to move closer to he feels the Entity calling him into a trial, this was bad timing.

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Coldwind farm, Y/n appeared near the main building and a plan already starting to form in their head. They wanted this to be over quickly, in all honesty, Y/n wanted to just be back at the camp already bored of the yellow fields of corn. Working on the centre gen would make the rest of the gens be spread out and taking the middle one early in the game would give a slight advantage, it was the best plan so far at least. Not long after working, they hear heavy breathing following by footfalls, no heartbeat so it wasn’t a killer, looking over Y/n sees Leon somewhat frazzled as he paused to awkwardly watch you.

“If you take a picture, it will last longer,” Y/n calls out to him, and he responds by tilting his head slightly like a puppy.

“You’re staring. Are you going to help me or not?” They clarify before turning to lean on the gen and pick on the poor blond.

Leon quickly strides up and starts working beside Y/n, Leon thought he was slick with all the “unnoticed” glances he took of Y/n. They ignored and brushed them off at the moment, that was until halfway through the gen when Y/n addressed him without taking their eyes away from the work. “Something on my face, love?” their eyes flicking over to catch his embarrassed shock.

“Wha-oh uh, no I-” Before Leon could finish the terror radius could be heard, Leon instinctively snatching Y/n’s wrist and pulling the both of you into a nearby locker.

A startled gasp squeaked out with how roughly Leon pulled them in and what didn’t help was how tight the locker was, obviously not made for two people. Y/n awkwardly shift trying to turn so their back wasn’t pressed against Leon in a vain attempt to get comfortable.

Facing him Y/n look up to chastise in a hushed tone “You know I could have looped the killer while you finished the generator.”

Leon looks down somewhat taken aback, his lips press into a thin line as he looks away, was he embarrassed?

“Unlike you, I actually know how to loop.” Y/n press an accusing finger to his chest in an innocent jesting manner.

Leon’s mind momentarily floods of the last trial he had with them, him being downed by the Clown moments after being found. Luckily, they were there to save him with a flashlight. Leon’s face burned brighter as his heart beating so hard, he thought it was going to pop out as he wrapped his arms around Y/n’s waist. Leon finally got their undivided attention but at what cost, he was pressed against them and they didn’t seem to mind but rather dead set on tormenting him. Just as they opened their mouth to continue Leon uses one hand to press Y/n’s head into his chest, as much as he loves their voice Leon needed them to stop teasing, he can’t focus. He felt as their hands gently rested on the sides of his uniform, Leon rested his face in their hair as his eyes kept trained on the slits of the locker looking for the killer, anticipating the doors being ripped open.

Leon’s breathing is become heavier, that greediness starting to bubble up once more and Leon willfully drowning in Y/n’s sweet scent only made it worse. They could feel his heartbeat as their cheeked was pressed to his left breast, with the heavy breathing Y/n thought that he was having a panic attack. Immediately they felt guilty for teasing him, raising their hands to his chest they waited for the killer to leave before pushing themselves slightly away to look at him.

“Are you alright?” they asked in a gentle tone.

“Huh?” Leon’s attention snapped down to them, “Oh, y-yeah. Why?”

“Thought you were having a panic attack on me or something, didn’t want you to die of cardiac arrest.”

Leon’s eyes darted around awkwardly as he still blushed, he was waiting for Y/n to push themselves out of his embrace but it didn’t happen. He didn’t want to look back down at them as he felt his face burn more, it was ridiculous with how much he was desperate for you.

“Hard for me not to have a heart attack when I have such a pretty thing clinging onto me for dear life.” Leon teases back, might as well return the energy, right?

Y/n scoffed in surprise; they liked the sudden confidence. “Really now?" Finally clueing in.

“Yes, really.” Leon clarifies leaning down slightly.

“Hm, interesting.” Y/n lowered their voice before leaning in slightly “Because it seemed to me you were the one getting all hot n’ bothered.” Leon’s face burned more.

Y/n’s hands slowly drifted up until they wrapped around Leon’s neck and they further pressed themself into him, “do I have that much of an effect on you?”.

“Maybe.” He says through a smile, at this point they were but a distance from an actual kiss.

Y/n laughs gently, “Tell me, Officer Kennedy, do you always get horny saving the day in your missions?”

Leon’s brain stopped, what was be meant to say, ‘No, only with you?’ Before he could respond Y/n was ready with another quip, “What a shame, I thought police were trained to function under pressure.”

“I can function!” Leon defended indignantly.

“Really?” They laughed out.

“Yeah.”

“Well,” they leaned in “Let’s see how much pressure you can take.” Y/n’s finally closed the gap.

With one hand rooted in the blond locks of the rookie as the other felt the chiselled abs through his button-up. Leon kneaded the tender flesh of Y/n’s thighs as the other pressed the small of their back further into himself. Innocent butterfly kisses were spread across each other others lips but Leon wanted more, so he delicately brushed his tongue across the bottom of their lip. Y/n opened their mouth to allow access which Leon eagerly accepted now holding their head. However, Y/n quickly pushed away only to allow him to have a taste, Leon desperately chased back for their lips with a whine.

“Now, now, remember we’re still in a trial.” Y/n voiced out in a sultry tone.

“Wha-“Leon’s mind was still bussing in a haze

“Leon, it wouldn’t be very kind of us if we selfishly spend the entire game here.” Their hands slipping down his chest and close to his belt as Leon finds his pants becoming tighter by the second.

“I, um- I guess not.”

“Good,” Y/n said in a chipper tone and jumped out of the locker as if nothing happened.

Leon was left in a confused daze as they moved back to the generator he forgot was there, “Well, Mr Kennedy, are you going to help me?

Throughout the rest of the trial was delicious torture, Y/n carried on working on the generators as Leon followed like a lost pup desperate for affection. After every generator or totem Leon cleansed Y/n would call him a “good boy” or “pretty little puppy” and pull him for a kiss, again repeating the gentle butterfly kisses before allowing him to deepen it, giving him a little more time from the last before pushing away. Luckily for Leon, the killer was busy with the two other survivors for the entire trial. But this constant teasing and ‘spicy’ praises were just enough to keep him at a high with no real relief, to the point where when Y/n was powering the gate Leon held them from behind while panting in their ear like a dog in heat.

Now they were back at the camp and Leon had to collect himself or at least try his best to, still flushed face and huffing Leon kept his gaze down trying to avoid being seen by the other survivors. Y/n already striding up to the others happily chatting away, how could they do this to him? Just as he looks up he makes eye contact with Claudette who immediaty comments, "You alright Leon?"

"Yeah." He doesn't say much more unable to think of any excuses, luckily for him, Y/n swept in to save the day.

"Leon's sick, in the trial he mentioned he started getting all hot. Fever maybe." They lied smoothly through their teeth.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I hope you feel better!" Claud shifts her attention to the blushing blond as Y/n turn to pass a blissful wink.

"Would you like me to find some herbs to help?" She asked innocently, Leon's stomach dropped. The last thing he needed was Claudette to interrupt him and Y/n, he was already barely hanging on.

"That's very sweet of you Claud," Y/n started, Leon looking over in betrayal.

"-But I think we should wait, the Entity might heal him like she does whenever we come back from a trial with Plague." They continue to the relief of Leon.

"Right now I think he just needs some rest, right baby?" Y/n turned with an devilishly innocent smile plastered across their face but Leon knew better.

"Y-yeah." He turned his gaze away wishing Y/n would just move already

Y/n walked over and to him by the hand before wrapping his arm over their shoulder, they seemed to be committing to the idea Leon was weak because of some false ailment. Walking over Y/n lead the both of them to their hut, gently closing the door with their foot before dropping Leon's arm and continuing inside. Leon stood there awkwardly not knowing what to do, did Y/n want him to make a move or to wait for their signal. He stared into their back watching as Y/n slowly took the coat off, watching the skin of their arms slowing being exposed. Has he really been that riled up that something as simple as showing their arms turns into a sensual display?

"So," they turn and lean on the dresser behind them. "How should I take care of your illness, Officer Puppy?"

Leon's voice was caught in his throat. With careful strides, Y/n approaches Leon before they were face to face looking up at him, "Would you prefer we play by ear then, pretty pup?"

He nods and Y/n chuckles a breathless laugh in response.

The second they started to lean in Leon dove for the kiss with absolute desperation, immediately deepening the kiss had his hands wondered with no destination. The kiss breaks only for a moment to breathe, Y/n giggles as they grab Leon's hands and place them on their waist. "Let me help you."

Leon pushed back in for another kiss. This time one hand move to the back of Y/n's shirt gently finding its way under and caressing the smooth skin of their back, wanting more he gropes one ass cheek. God, he was an ass man, thighs too, and Y/n had everything and more. Using his grip Leon pushed them further into himself, frantic for more contact.

He pulls back to see that Y/n is finally starting to blush, "Am I now getting you all hot and bothered, now?"

"Maybe, but at least I wasn't the one who had to have their ass saved back at camp." Y/n quipped back.

"So much for being able to handle pressure." They continued mercilessly.

"Hey, that's not fair! I wasn't the one railing me up the entire trial." the officer defended.

"True, however, I wasn't one who started it by pulling me into a locker and getting all handsy."

Leon whimpered, "Your cruel, can't you be nice?"

"Oh, I don't think I can be. What's the matter, don't like it?" Y/n leaned back into his face.

"No, I do." Leon smiled like an idiot.

"Will you at least take off that vest?" Y/n cocked an eyebrow as their hands ran up his sides.

"What, scared I'll hurt you?" They scoffed.

"No!" Leon blurted out thinking he may have hurt their feelings.

"Well, maybe you should." Y/n winked, "Now can you please take it off like a good boy?" they sat down on the bed.

No matter what Y/n said it seemed they always knew what to say to him, that vest was never dropped faster as he made his way over. Sitting down and leaning for another kiss Leon moves to straddle Y/n and places his hands by their head as they lay down. "Didn't realise you wanted to top," Y/n said in genuine surprise.

Leon realises only now that he actually didn't want to, he got carried away but he didn't want to admit it. He instead just watch them awkwardly hoping that they'd understand, Y/n scoffed. "You really didn't, did you?"

Leon's face burned more, what was he supposed to say, just admit he was a bottom? "Alright, alright. Rollover," they instructed as they tapped his side.

Y/n was now straddling Leon gently trailing the pads of their fingers over his shirt, gently they start to unbutton his shirt and took theirs off at the same time. Leon's eyes trapped watching the delicate movements, whining the entire time. Pushing up the white undershirt Y/n now trailed their hands over his abs and chest, undoing the belt Y/n now moved his pants down at an agnising pace.

"Please!" Leon suddenly yelped out surprising the both of them.

"Oh my." Y/n put a hand to their chest in a sarcastic shock.

"Please, I-I can't, nhg!" Leon's eyes were squeezed shut as his brows were furrowed, the erection being painful at this point.

"Poor little baby boy, did I really leave you unattended for so long?" Leon nodded at the words but kept his eyes closed.

"Aw, I'm sorry, puppy." They palmed his erection through his wet boxers before pulling them down and revealing his erection and continued to pump his shaft. Leon's mouth was left agape as careless moans came out, finally, there was some relief but he needed more, now.

"Ugh, Y-Y/n," They picked up the pace and continued to jack the blushing blond off.

"Y/n!" Leon called again this time in a more whinner call.

"What's the matter, babe?"

"I," huffing out, "I need you."

"I'm here, dummy." They teased.

"N-no! I need to be inside!" His face was scrunched up, hands balled on the bedsheets.

"Well since you've been such a patient boy, I suppose you've earned it." Y/n leaned onto their knees, taking off their pants and underwear to line his cock to their entrance before sinking down to the base.

Both of them signing out in relief, Leon moved his hands to Y/n's hips and gripped with bruising strength, he started to grind into Y/n desperate for them to move. They got the memo and started to ride him at a steady pace and increasing, Leon finally having the needed care he craved for. Moaning without shame or knowledge he was in bliss, he wasn't going to last long with all this teasing and torture. Y/n move their hands up to his chest for a better angle, using one hand they started to focus on their own pleasure rubbing their head. The pillow prince to busy to even notice.

Y/n already felt him twitching inside, moments away from cumming. And in moments Leon tossed his head back as he came inside, his vision turning white as the world faded away. Y/n carefully rode him through his high, letting the blond catch his breathe and collect himself. "You alright?"

Leon nodded.

"Good, because we're just starting." Leon peeked an eye open to look at Y/n, sweat glistening their forehead making them looking like their shining. He wasn't going to complain.

The scenario of rockstar Eddie using your moans on a corroded coffin track has been tossed around quite a bit and I think we can all agree that it’s hot af MDNI

BUT BUT…

Humour me for a moment

You go to check up on Eddie because he’s been locked up in your guys’ home studio all day working on a song. You open to door to see him sitting in a chair, shirt tossed somewhere and guitars scattered around the room. He’s holding a blunt up to his lips with his eyes closed, obviously trying to destress. You walk up to him and place your hand softly on the side of his head gently intertwining your fingers with his hair and smile as he leans into your touch. After a moment you ask “How’s it coming?”

Eddie lets out a long sigh accompanied by smoke. He finally opens his eyes to meet yours and mumbles about how he “can’t figure it out. It’s missing something… and the only thing I can come up with might not go over well with the label.” You furrow your eyebrows, silently asking him to explain. His face blushes and he looks down at the blunt between his fingers and takes another drag before carrying on. “Well, I was listening to the solo and noticed the guitar kind of sounds like it’s moaning. So I got this idea of on the back vocals….we could put in some real ones.” You looked at him in surprise. You definitely weren’t expecting that. You let out a quiet “oh” before clearing your throat and asking “who’s were you thinking of recording?”

“Definitely not yours. Don’t get me wrong, they’re beautiful babe, but I don’t want any pervs getting off to you. They already probably bust to your photoshoots and shit.” Eddie said it so casually and it sent a pang of jealousy through you, who’s moans was he thinking of? As if reading you like a book, Eddie quickly said “but I don’t want some other girls moans on it either. So you see my problem.” You both paused trying to think of other ideas when it suddenly hit you. “Why don’t you record your moans, Eddie?” By the look on his face, you could tell the thought had already crossed his mind. Picking the blunt from his fingers you took a drag, feeling the slight burn in your lungs. “I think it’d make more sense, honestly. It’s you playing, it’s you making the guitar moan like that. It seems only fair you are the one who moans for real.” He stood up and snatched the blunt back from you, smirking before pulling and blowing the smoke out into the air above you. “You think so, baby?”

“Totally! And I think your fans would love it, you know how horny those freaks get for you” you joke, “it’d be so metal.” Eddie chuckles, agreeing with you as he wraps a hand around your waist. He took another drag and leaned down close to your mouth before blowing the smoke into yours. “You’re not gonna get jealous?” He asked in a patronizing tone, planting a quick kiss on your lips. You had to admit, you were known to have a bit of a habit to be possessive over Eddie, but who could blame you? He was perfect in every imperfect way and some of these “freaks”, as you had called them, didn’t know boundaries. Throwing themselves at him, trying to give him nudes and panties. You felt this almost feral possession over him you had never felt over anyone before. The first time someone had blatantly disrespected Eddie’s boundaries, practically pushing their tits in his face after he told them he had a girl five times, it ended in you having to be dragged off the girl and one of her shitty clip-on extensions in your hand.

Eddie’s laughter pulled you out of your thoughts, hand reaching down to your ass and pulling you closer while saying “it’s okay baby, I like it when you get jealous.” You rolled your eyes before responding with a muttered whatever and grabbed the back of his neck to feel his lips on yours. The kiss quickly got heated, feeling your tongue against his sent heat to both of your lower abdomens. He quickly pulled away before putting the blunt down and came back up to kiss you with even more passion. Your lips moved perfectly in sync against each other as your hands roamed each other's bodies. You felt his already hard cock press against you and reached down to palm him through his pants. The moan he let out at the contact was heavenly and made wetness pool in your panties. “Sound so beautiful, Eddie.”

He quickly pulled away panting as his eyes danced all over your face. He planted a wet kiss on your lips before pulling himself from you completely, walking over to the recording equipment and pressing the record button. Eddie grabbed your hand and dragged you into the booth saying “we gotta get as much as we can” in between kisses.

That’s how Corroded Coffin made waves with their newest single that had the sounds of their front man cumming accompanied by a sick guitar solo.

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Your Pretend Boyfriend

paring ✦ Eddie Munson x reader

summary ✦ You back from college, visiting during thanksgiving break. Jason Carver has always liked you the feelings not mutual. So when you catch him harassing Eddie you pretend to be his girlfriend. What happens with your pretend boyfriend? CONTAINS SMUT

word count ✦ 3,200ish

authors note ✦ BRO I’m almost to 300 followers and 5000+ likes omg y’all are tooooo sweeet to me hope y’all enjoy this

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The sound of your someone calling for you takes your gaze away from your phone. Looking up expecting to see your best friend. The two of you had plans to meet at this restaurant to catch up. You were in town visiting during thanksgiving break.

To your dissatisfaction it’s none other than Jason Carver. You groan annoyed knowing where this was headed. You’re parents were close and they always rooted for the two of you to end up together. Not a single part of you wanted anything to do with him. He was a few years younger than you. Also the worst human being on planet earth.

“You visiting for break?” He smiles leaning on the wall where you’re standing.

“Yup.” You say with no emotions, giving your full attention on your phone. Not wanting to give him the satisfaction of giving him any attention.

“What brings you here?”

“Meeting someone.” You answer eyes still on your phone, scrolling on something random. Pretending to be busy.

“Who?” He ask curiously.

“Can we skip to the part where you say something nasty, I tell you to fuck off and then you leave me alone?” You spit out, disregarding his previous question.

“We should hookup while your in town, give you some good ol dickin’ down. I’m sure those college boys can’t fuck you like I would.” There it is.

“For the millionth time that will never happen.” You respond, desperately waiting for your friend to arrive.

“Sheesh have you’ve always been such a bitch?” He laughs. When you don’t respond Jason walks off deflated.

You pray that is the end of that. Only for him to find his next victim. A curly headed boy you definitely remember, Eddie. It’d be hard to forget someone like him. Jason hated him, for whatever reason which made you gravitate towards him. You two were never all that close only exchanging hellos in the hallways. Occasionally bonding over your hatred of Jason. More than once telling Jason to leave their group alone.

Just as your deep in thought, thinking about Munson your phone dings. It’s the friend you were waiting for, she’s canceling on you. Her two year olds sick and can’t make it. You sigh out loud annoyed but understanding, typing a quick response.

You’re attention goes back to Eddie and Jason. Eddie was sat by himself, probably waiting for someone. Jason is giving him shit for being at a restaurant all by himself. It crosses your mind for a second and before you can realize how bad this idea is your on your way to Eddie’s table.

“Hey babe,” You smile greeting Eddie, confusion immediately spreads across his face. You mouth ‘just go along with it’ as you sit down next to him, careful so Jason doesn’t see. You plant a small kiss on his cheek, his confusion turns to a grin.

“Hey princess,” His arm slings around your shoulder. The pet name sends a heat through your body, you quickly push that away. You look up to Jason who’s slack-jawed.

“There’s no fucking way.” He whines.

“What?” You ask playing dumb.

“There’s no fucking way you two are dating.” Jason responds.

“We’ve been dating for six months, right babe?” You ask nuzzling yourself deeper into Eddie’s embrace.

“Almost seven.” He smiles, proudly.

“We actually have you to thank for that. Bumped into each other, bonded over our dislike for you. Been inseparable since.” You laugh because Jason looks pissed making this so worth it. He goes to speak but can’t get anything out, obviously frustrated.

“We’re gonna have a quick little lunch. Then head back to his place so he can give a good ol dickn’ down. That’s what you called it right?” You watch as Jason’s eyes go wide, full of pure disgust before running out of the restaurant. Once he’s out of hearing range you start erupting out in laughter, Eddie joining you.

“That was amazing. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him so speechless.” Eddie talks catching his breath from laughing so hard.

“I can’t stand him. He’s been up my ass for as long as I can remember. Saw the opportunity and took it.” You respond, looking over to Eddie’s who’s arm still rests on your shoulder. He notices you noticing and pulls away.

“You don’t have an actual girlfriend right? Otherwise this’d be kinda awkward.” You ask.

“Yeah actually I do.” Unknowingly your face falls, upset that he does.

“We met six months ago been inseparable since.” He teases, you roll your eyes realizing what he means. A silence falls over you two and you can’t help but feel like you’ve overstayed your welcome.

“I’ll leave you be. Thanks for participating in my antics.” You smile standing up from the table.

“I just got myself a girlfriend I ain’t letting you so quick.” You turn to face Eddie.

“We’ve been dating for all of five minutes and it’s the best relationship I’ve ever had.” He smiles, motioning for you to sit back down. Your intrigued so you sit down, this time on the other side of the booth.

“Are you sure? Someone’s not gonna show up and be upset I’m here?” You ask, seriously not wanting to impose.

“Don’t worry about it. Plans canceled.” He shoots you a smile before pulling his phone out, typing away for a moment.

“You really don’t have to do that.”

“Hang out with my beautiful older college girlfriend? Whom I only see during school breaks. Or hangout with my friends I see everyday at school? Uhhhh I think I’ll choose my girlfriend.” His words bring a cheesy grin to your lips.

“Okay I guess I can stay and enjoy lunch with my boyfriend.” You sigh, pretending like it’s an inconvenience for you. In reality your happy, your plans fell through and now your sat across from a long haired tatted hottie.

“How old are you? Not trying to catch a case.” You tease almost positive he’s of legal age. Better safe then sorry.

“19.” He responds between laughing at your joke.

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Lunch with Eddie was amazing, part of you grateful your friend canceled on you last minute. You feel an instant connection, not wanting the date to end quite yet. The two of you are walking out of the restaurant, hand in hand. Your brain scrambling for an excuse to prolong this date.

“So what was that comment you made about a good ol dickin’ down about?” Eddie asks and almost immediately it’s like a light bulb goes off your head.

“Jason’s been trying to make the moves on me since forever. Just before I joined my boyfriend our date he offered to do that me.” You laugh, you’re not sure where you two are headed just following Eddie’s lead.

“You and Jason, you never?”

“Never ever.”

“That’s crazy. I remember rumors went around about the two of you dating all the time.” He says, processing this new information. Jason Carver wanted you yet you were her with Eddie. He was excited by that thought but at the same time puzzled.

“Started by him. He made my high school experience hell.” You admit.

“Same here.” He sighs, you two reaching his van. Realizing this is where the date either continues or ends.

“Should we keep our story going?” You ask. Noticing Jason sat in his car with his friends, he’s watching the two of you. If he wants to watch, you’d give him a show. Mostly for own selfish desires.

“What?” He asks so you nod in the direction of Jason car full of jocks, watching Eddie’s gaze move from you to them.

“I told Jason we’d have a little lunch and then go your place where’d you give me a good ol dickin’ down.” You cringe at the usage of Jason’s phrase. Eddie’s attention whips back to you because of the words coming from your mouth.

“Gotta make it believable, right?”

“Yeah.” He says. Eddie is hesitant not because he doesn’t want to but because he can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic. You push him towards his van, his back hitting it makes a loud thud. If they weren’t looking they are now.

You get closer, closing the gap between you two. Reaching for his hair, running your fingers through it. You had been wanting to do this since you sat at his table. Wishing he’d call you princess again.

“Is this okay?” You ask to which Eddie nods eagerly. Without missing a beat you kiss him. Softly at first, testing the waters. Eddie melts into your touch, his hand reaching around sliding his hands in your butt pockets. He pulls you closer into him, squeezing your ass in the process. Causing you to let out a little gasp surprised by his bravery. He smiles mid kiss only making you want more. The kisses becoming more aggressive, the wetness starting to pool in your panties.

“Get a fucking room, freaks!” Jason yells and then the sound of tires screeching past you two startles you momentarily. You pull away, grinning. Eddie’s eyes are closed, the biggest smile on his face.

“Still don’t think it’s believable enough.” You say, sighing your tone suggestive.

“Really?” Eddie asks, sounding confused.

You roll your eyes, “Your beautiful older college girlfriend wants a good ol dickn’ down.”

“You.. want me to-” He stutters, stopping before you finish for him.

“I want you to fuck me.” His dick twitches in his jeans because of the six words that came out of your mouth.

“Do you want that?” You ask.

“Yes.” He gulps, excited for what’s coming. Hopefully him soon. He opens the car door for you, you climb inside disregarding the fact that you drove yourself here. Your horny brain fogging your mind deciding in the moment you’d figure it out later.

This wasn’t like you, you never hooked up with someone so shortly after getting to know them. You couldn’t help but feel like something about this situation was different. Eddie was different, like a good different.

It’s a very short but also painfully long drive to his home. Eddie’s never been so thankful for his uncle to be out of town, couldn’t of picked a better time to leave him home alone. The drive is mostly silent, filled with music and stealing glances at each other.

As soon as Eddie parks at his home he’s out of the car running to your door, letting you out. He grabs your hand leading you to the front door. Where he struggles for a few moments to find the right key. Once inside, he shuts the door behind you before facing you. His hands press firmly on your ass to lift you, your legs straddling his body. This time he’s the one to initiate the kiss, carrying you to wherever. You didn’t care as long as Eddie was there.

For a moment your startled when he drops you on his bed. Your allowed a quick glance around his room, taking it in before you look up to see Eddie. He’s shirtless now and his shoes are missing. So you follows in his steps ripping your shoes off. When you go to take your shirt off he stops you with a intense kiss before doing it Aw himself, then unhooks you bra exposing your bare chest.

He pulls away to take in the view, “Fuck you’re beautiful.”

Eddie smashes his lips on yours pushing you back into the bed before kissing down you neck only to stop at your nipple. The sensation is enough for you to let out a sweet moan slightly arching you back into him. Mouth still attached to you while his hands are busy unbuttoning your pants, pulling them down quickly along with your panties.

You curse your self for not wearing something sexier but you had no idea this where’d you be today. Part of you embarrassed you haven’t shaved in a while. Your worries are immediately put at ease when he spreads your thighs, letting his head rest between them.

“Beautiful.” Her murmurs before placing a sugary kiss on your clit, sending a shockwave through your body. His tongue begins rubbing against your bud. Without thinking your hands find his hair, pushing him deeper between your folds. Your head falls back, moans leaving you lips. When you think it can’t get any better, he slips a long strong finger in your pussy. Pumping into you the same pace as his tongue that is still toying with your clit.

“More please-“ You whine and Eddie listens adding another finger, stretching you out. Your a mess under his touch. Never once has a man prioritized your pleasure. You’ve become masterful at giving yourself orgasms. The feeling of it being at the hands of someone else unfamiliar. A good unfamiliarity.

“Fuckk- Eddie I’m..” Your words turn into strangled moans, a tightness growing in your stomach. Your breath hitches as you pulsate on his thick fingers, your eyes rolling back as you come undone. Your busy riding out your high but the feeling of his fingers leaving you brings you back down to reality. His laps up your juices one last time before speaking.

“Mm so sweet.” Eddie purrs sucking on his own two fingers that were covered in your juices. They leave his mouth with a popping sound as he sits up in the bed.

“My turn.” You say barley audible sitting up reaching for the button on his jeans. Wanting nothing more than to wrap your lips around his cock. He stops your hands causing you to look up to Eddie, you cant help but pout.

“I don’t think I’ll last long with your pretty lips sucking me off right now. Next time, okay?” You nod smiling at the thought there’d be a next time. Eddie kisses you pushing your head back onto the bed. Only pulling away to pull his pants off and grab a condom from his bed side table. You watch intently as his pulls down his boxers, revealing his cock. You let out a gasp as it hits his stomach, never once had you seen one this big. Eddie smiles at your reaction while unwrapping the condom. Slowly rolling it over the tip of his dick and down the entirety of his hard length.

Eddie gets back on top of you, spreading your legs. He lets the tip rest on you swollen clit before dragging it down to your hole. Slowly, inch by inch you adjust to his size. He bottoms out, you let out a whimper because you’ve never felt fuller. He uses his hands to lift your thighs up so he can get better angle before starting a slow motion. Pumping in and out of you at a painfully slow pace, only making you desperate for him to pick up the pace.

He leans down to your level, his head resting in the crook of your neck. Your chest being flattened by his. One hand rests at the back of his neck, tightening in his hair and the other hands digs into his back as he bucks his hip harder into you. He’s thrusting harder but you desperately need him faster.

“Faster- please.” You say and it comes out as a whine. You get exactly what you want because he pushed up so he can see you before recklessly pounding into you cunt faster than before. He guides your hands so you can hold your own legs up, using his free hand to find your clit running circles around it sloppily.

“How does that feel princess?” He grunts between thrusts, his finger still playing with your bud. You can’t help but smile at the pet name. He finally said it again. When you don’t respond he rocks his hips harder and you start feeling that tightening in your stomach again.

“Fuck.” You cry out, knowing you’re about to cum for the second time. The sensation of your pussy throbbing on his cock as you get closer to finishing nearly sends him over the edge but he’s determined to make you cum again. His fingers work more tactically on your clit which is just enough to have you gushing on his dick.

“Good girl.” He groans. Not even a second later he’s cumming inside the condom, inside you. Suddenly wishing that thin little layer of latex wasn’t there so you could feel his seed coat your inner walls. He kisses you sweetly one last time before pulling out and falling next to you. His chest heaving up and dow as he tried to catch his breath. You rest on his chest, listening to his heart beat.

“Was that believable?” He asks, out of breath.

“What?” You ask confused to drunk on dick to comprehend.

“Was that a good ol dickin’ down?” He laughs. You roll your eyes before nodding your head, yes.

—

The next two weeks we’re spent under and on top of Eddie Munson any chance you got. Dreading the fact that when break came to an end you’d have to head back to school. It was a three hour drive from Hakwins. You just got Eddie and couldn’t imagine having to let go so soon.

Eddie was so grateful Wayne left for the two weeks during thanksgiving break. He had a whole two weeks of uninterrupted time with you. He tried hard no to think about the fact you’d be leaving him in a short time. If he thought about it too much he’d upset himself, usually pushing the thoughts away focusing on the time he did have with you. So to say he was surprised when you invited him to have thanksgiving dinner with your family would be an understatement.

When you found out Eddie would be spending thanksgiving day alone you didn’t hesitate to invite him. Your heart felt for him when he admitted he never really celebrated holidays with Wayne always working. You were determined to make it perfect.

Explaining to you parents why this random dude was coming over on thanksgiving dinner was the hardest part. Only for Eddie to introduce him self as your boyfriend of seven months. They look at you like ‘what the fuck’ to which only caused you to laugh. Cursing yourself for not get your stories straight. More than happy to continue the bit but wished you could of prepared better.

“So how’d you two meet them?” Your father asks curiously. You both say different answers. You blurt out high school and he says you two met at a restaurant.

“We’ll we went to high school together, knew of each other. Ran into each other at Danny’s Dinner and hit it off.” You explain further, their faces telling that they don’t believe anything coming out of your mouth. They never question any further, thankfully.

—

Todays the dreaded day. The day you leave for college. You had already said your goodbyes to your family. Deciding what time you had left would be spent with Eddie. The two of you had just finished fucking for possibly the last time. Your brain had been heavily worried about what would happen when you left. It’s now or never, you need to ask him.

“I’m gonna miss you.” Eddie sighs. You sit up to face him, he’s laid in bed looking at the roof.

“I’ll miss you too. What are we doing?” You ask, trying to read his reaction. He looks at you with a smile.

“I don’t know about you but I’ve been faithfully committed to you for the last seven months.” He teases.

“I’m being serious Eddie.” You groan.

“Me too, princess.”

“So we are-?” You start to ask and he interrupts.

“Yes we are. Your all mine.” He kisses you.

“All yours.” You melt into his kiss, fucking one more ttime. time.

DUUDEEE THIS SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE THE REQUEST I SENT IN TO @icarus-star ITS CRAZY

HDISJCLSNCNS

(And at like the 23:40 mark i love the part where i goes “but i obeyed your command. i didn’t touch myself” ITS SO FUCKING CUTE IDK WHY JSKSKOAN)

Where.

Where did you get the image.

Of Schlatt with his hand in his trousers.

What stream. What video. What timestamp.

Please and thank you.

-☾🔆

I'm going to be honest with you, I don't remember. I was going through my gallery and found it. (Probs Pinterest or smth tho :/)

Edit: a lovely human sent me the link for it so here it is: https://youtu.be/XxNsi0UVbCg

Look at around 2:10 ;)

charlie literally has me on my floor screaming and kicking my feet

Dude, the way he got Kirby made us all squirm in our seats a little