Shadybananaengineer - Putrid Flower

necklace carpet sharks are SO silly and beautiful and it is of upmost importance that you all look at them

finished rewatching mp100 s1 earlier today and it’s literally The funniest reigen arc when you break down what’s going on in his head through all that… he was like huh my student is AWOL and not answering his phone.. good thing the phone i gave him doubles as a TRACKING DEVICE, i’ll find him. huh he’s all the way out here in the woods in this sketchy facility [no more than mildly concerned about this]. ok i’ll just walk up to the twenty-five or so people standing guard outside this building and act bitchy until they let me inside. now i’m waltzing down the halls and corridors of this sketchy building way out in the woods and i’ve discovered that these people are KIDNAPPING CHILDREN? well, i’ll give them a stern talking-to about THAT! oi mobbu! they kidnapped you? damn ok let’s get out of here. wait lol who are these lame adults in silly costumes… weird lmao. oh SHIT they have POWERS? mob isn’t the ONLY PERSON in the world with psychic powers as i have assumed for the past 3 years?!? ok ok ok adjusting my entire worldview.. ok it’s adjusted. let me just punch these guys in the face real quick.

sakura miku

bro i hate living in ohio i thought a squirrel got trapped in my bathroom (again) but i opened the door to this absolute tomfoolery. do i need to involve cops or can i just call animal control?? idk how long it's been in there but if it fucked with my toothbrush ill be livid

(inspired by the lovely work of @squidflavoredsoup !!)

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

the greatest picture ever taken